Derivative

Now this, my friends, is a fucking photograph.
A PHOTOGRAPH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If it were not for the fact that this poor Ruskie died in 1999, I would have babuschka'd this comrade's ass six ways to Tuesday in Stalingrad (and his little cat too) just because this photo is so hot!!!
Innit?

Now this:

This monstrosity is but a pale contrivance.  And the man with the koala is German!!!!!!!!!!

Like. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww-the-fuck-ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Innit?

Yuriy Valentinovich Knorozov - Born 1922

and

Sven Gronemeyer - Born 1978

Both brilliant Mayanists. Though truth be told, the former is a tad more brilliant than the latter.  Innit?