Sterculian Rhetoric

Don't hate me because I am a cute Asian, hate me because I am a cunt. And what are you looking at anyway? I would like you to fuck off. I don't want people here. People who read blogs are cunts, or at best, arseholes. This is somewhere for me to record things, things I care about. Things like trephination and FGM and who feels the orgasm when the Hensel girl(s) masturbate. Also, Rolihlahla Mandela and Aung San Suu Kyi are cunts. I don't like Mother Teresa much either.

Monday

Out On The Wiley Windy Moors

Happy birthday, Kate and Emily

Wednesday

Why commit suicide if you can watch this video?

I wasn't very old lo those 30 years ago today when that cunt, Christa Päffgen, fell off her tricycle and subsequently carked it. Physical decay is what she sowed and physical decay is what she reaped.

Though truth be told, I quite prefer this version over the other one.

Monday

Hang me girls on The Rock, Jock

Nu?

What really happened to Miranda, Irma, Marion and Greta?

I reckon Rolf got the first three and Ned the fourth (1)

(1) You know, with her being a tad too old for Rolf and all.

Innit?