The Shy Type?.......C'est Moi!

Those were the days my friend

We thought they'd never end

We'd sing and dance forever and a day

We'd live the life we choose

We'd fight and never lose

For we were young and sure to have our way

La la la la...

Those were the days, oh yes those were the days

Now the old fecker requests that I wear vintage Mary Quant with either mary jane flats or zippered white go-go boots whenever we venture out into polite society.

And..........AND!!!!?

The nostalgic nonce wants me to redo my hairstyle to better reflect the aesthetic of the swinging sixties.  I've a choice:
I can have a Beehive like Dusty Springfield;
- a Flip like Elizabeth Montgomery from Bewitched;
- a Bob like Diana Ross during her Supremes days;
- a Joan Baez, when she was dating Dylan, mess;
- or the Sassoon inspired Twiggy cut.
Fuck them all.  I want La Seberg Coup or nothing!
Without that shorn-hair look to complement my not-so-haute couture ensemble, I can envision the following dialogue from passersby:

The Average Person:  "C'est vraiment dégueulasse."

Me:  "Qu'est ce qu'il a dit?"

The Tutor:  "Il a dit que vous êtes vraiment "une dégueulasse"."

Me:  "Qu'est-ce que c'est "dégueulasse?"

I'll have to run away, à bout de souffle.

So go on, go on, come on, leave me breathless
Tempt me, tease me, until I can't deny

This dégueulasse feeling (dégueulasse feeling)
Make me long for your death
Go on (go on), go on (go on)
Yeah...




UPDATE
Only you, ALT-F, would ever attempt to connect Jean-Luc Godard's Breathless with the Corrs.  Here's a challenge; connect Polanski's Repulsion with Lesley Gore's Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows.  Speaking of whom, either one of the hairdos of Ms. Gore or Ms Deneuve would suit me quite nicely too.
Bilious C. Pudenda - The Tutor




UPDATE II
You're on!
I quite like Catherine Deneuve's mane - and demeanour - in that movie.  I'm amenable to that.   I can identify with her.
Lesley Gore?  Not fucking likely.
Pudenda Non Grata - ALT-F - Vagina Dentata

Memories?

There was a time when The Tutor and I could do this.

But not now, alas.

Here's The Buzz

Since The Tutor did this, I've no idea what goes on in his boudoir at night - or during the day.
An update:

The Tutor:  "I've a new pet!"

Me:  "Really?  You replaced me that quickly?"

The Tutor:  "Funny!  Yeah.  It's a mosquito.  I've named him 'Bloodsucker'.  Quite ironically I might add."

Me:  "Bloodsucker?  Ironically?  Him?  I get it."

The Tutor:  "The little beast flies about my head each night as I try to fall asleep.  His tonal discharge is oddly comforting.  I reckon Bloodsucker considers me to be a walking/sleeping Singles Bar for mosquitoes.  He figures a female will eventually find me and then he's 'In like Flynn' faster than you can say 'listen to my sexy 17kHz tone baby!' "

Me:  "Comforting?  I can see that.  You know the males only live for two to three weeks.  It's gonna be a short relationship followed by separation, heartbreak and the inevitable sad recriminations."

The Tutor:  "No time to lose then.  Bloodsucker needs to get laid!  And quick!"


Last I saw, The Tutor was outside in the back garden with his sleeves rolled going all Boko Haram on the swarm to catch a 'female' when it alights on his bare arm.  What neither of us know, however, is whether these haematophagous fuckers seek a bloodmeal before or after mating.  If it is after, poor Bloodsucker is going to have to swap gametes with a damsel already up the duff.  I hope he's into that sort of thing.

My Life

L'Origine du monde

It seems half of France is using the French edition of Google Image Search to discover the various locations on the Internet of the image of performance artist Deborah de Robertis 'performing' while sitting under Gustave Courbet's, L'Origine du monde (Origin of the World) (1866) hanging in the Musée d'Orsay, Paris.  The French Google Image Search dumps the frogs off at my latest post and the cheese-eating surrender monkeys are either too thick, or too lazy, to scroll down through my blog to discover the post that contains the photograph for which they are searching - my 'Queer as Cunt' post, HERE.

See HERE for the artnet news story of June 5, 2014
Please to notice how the Yankee editors of artnet news censor the photograph, but not the painting.  Oh those Yanks, Puritan prudes toting guns! 

See HERE for the reason why people were searching for that same wonderful sheela na gig in February 2016.

FRANCE Google Screen Capture

Then there are the large number of folks from Ukraine and South Korea being directed to my site by their particular Search Engines after querying the words, 'Woman Cunt'.


UPDATE

GERMANY Google Screen Capture

It seems the Krauts are doing it too!

Notice how the Google Image Search page is structured differently depending on whether you are German or French.  Go figure.  Innit?


UPDATE 2
I've no clue why this and my 'Queer As Cunt' blog posts have become ever so very popular of late.
Vulva Envy I reckon