Sterculian Rhetoric

Don't hate me because I am a cute Asian, hate me because I am a cunt. And what are you looking at anyway? I would like you to fuck off. I don't want people here. People who read blogs are cunts, or at best, arseholes. This is somewhere for me to record things, things I care about. Things like trephination and FGM and who feels the orgasm when the Hensel girl(s) masturbate. Also, Rolihlahla Mandela and Aung San Suu Kyi are cunts. I don't like Mother Teresa much either.

Wednesday

Forty!

The VD - aka Pudenda Non Grata - aka Aquarians Love To Fuck, today enters her 40th year on this, our beloved planet.
Best you follow the following advice:

Friday

Why I Love Google

The above photograph accompanied a recent BBC World article on the Mini Skirt. The person pictured is not named in the piece, but I was sure it was Natalie Wood. To confirm my suspicions, I "Image Googled" it.
This is what Google found:

Oh dear
Dear, oh dear, oh dear.