The Tutor: "You're a smarmy and sybaritic sylph of sycophantic sluttery VD. What can I say?"
Me: "What?"
The Tutor: "What's the matter? Do big words frighten you?"
Me: "Only big, foreign words, I think. Coming over here, filling up our sentences and keeping our good, honest indigenous words under-employed........."
The Tutor: "I hate you."
Me: "I know."
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