Carnal Ignorance (1)

The Tutor has the hots for this chick.  She is not available.  

Apparently (2)

So instead, The Tutor will suffice it with:

I loves me the gloves!
Michael Jackson can fuck off, Yeah?


(1)  With apologies to Jack, Art, Ann-Margaret, and Candice.
(2)  She is 1 year younger than The Tutor's father.



Innit?


P.S.  Ha!