The Tutor: "Ouch! Why the fuck did you do that?"
Me: "An experiment."
The Tutor: "You probably broke my nose and maybe even my jaw. What the fuck?"
Me: "I'm testing the 'Protective Buttressing Hypothesis'. You'd suck at fighting for access to my carnal attentions and for the resources I most assuredly deserve."
The Tutor: "If it came to that, little missy, my 'flight-or-fight' response would come to the fore.
The general discharge of my sympathetic nervous system would favour the former response."
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