......................................I was once known as Aquarians Love To Fuck (ALT-F). I am now Vagina Dentata (VD)......................................


Tuesday

The Original Lyrics?


Get out in the fields
And fight for your meals
And get your back into my living
I don’t need the light
To prove I’m white
I don’t need to be embarrassed

Don’t lie
Don’t raise your eye
‘Cause I gots white man’s privilege

The Young Rostov Girl

I always believed that only Audrey could play Natasha....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7PLRmnFOls


But then I discovered Lyudmila.......


This fair, young devotchka is the very essence of Tolstoy's Natasha Rostova.

P.S.  Lyudmila was born in 1942 in Leningrad.  That's right, during the siege.  How romantic is that?


Monday

Sesquipedalia Is Awesome!

The Tutor:  "You're a smarmy and sybaritic sylph of sycophantic sluttery VD.  What can I say?"

Me:  "What?"

The Tutor:  "What's the matter?  Do big words frighten you?"

Me:  "Only big, foreign words, I think.  Coming over here, filling up our sentences and keeping our good, honest indigenous words under-employed........."

The Tutor:  "I hate you."

Me:  "I know."