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| A twittercritter pronouncement |
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If by the pronoun "us" in the first sentence the Hitler-Youth-diddling arse is referring to all Canadians of voting age and proclivity (henceforth "CVs")(1), then presumably each and every one little, two little, three little CVs can count themselves members of at least one tribe(2), if not more. Since every single puck-slapping and maple-eating CV is a member of at least one tribe then all CVs, through this tribal affliliation, may avail themselves of the largess of The Right Honorable Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada's(3) extreme multiculturalism and culting diversity and become de facto tribal dependents. Whether they like it or not, then, all CVs have become political clienteles and are necessarily purchased(4) with much-maligned Taxpayer money!
Wait a minute.......
Is not almost every blessed CV, no matter her, his or their tribal affiliation, also a former, current or future Taxpayer?
Is not almost every former, current or future Taxpayer also a Tribal CV?(5)
Therefore, do not all Canadians benefit from a government so constituted with these proffered special privileges?
I am confused.
Is this arse a secret covert Liberal tout?
'Tis a good thing I can't vote.
The fascist arse need not worry about the idiocy of this pronouncement of his, 'cause as the very famous politician Adolf Hitler from days of yore oft' mused: "How fortunate it is for Governments that the people do not think." The in-bred morons who abide this arse's nonsense consider themselves to be The Taxpayers, or 'US' and the 'Not-at-all-like-us' are the Tribes, or 'THEM' and these Venn sets do not intersect!
NOTES
(1) And if the arse does not mean to include all Canadians in the use of the pronoun 'us', then, to whom is he referring? Oh dear! Could it be? Dare I say it? The white folk of northern European descent? Say it ain't so, Joe. Say it ain't so!
Wait a minute.......
Is not almost every blessed CV, no matter her, his or their tribal affiliation, also a former, current or future Taxpayer?
Is not almost every former, current or future Taxpayer also a Tribal CV?(5)
Therefore, do not all Canadians benefit from a government so constituted with these proffered special privileges?
I am confused.
Is this arse a secret covert Liberal tout?
'Tis a good thing I can't vote.
The fascist arse need not worry about the idiocy of this pronouncement of his, 'cause as the very famous politician Adolf Hitler from days of yore oft' mused: "How fortunate it is for Governments that the people do not think." The in-bred morons who abide this arse's nonsense consider themselves to be The Taxpayers, or 'US' and the 'Not-at-all-like-us' are the Tribes, or 'THEM' and these Venn sets do not intersect!
NOTES
(1) And if the arse does not mean to include all Canadians in the use of the pronoun 'us', then, to whom is he referring? Oh dear! Could it be? Dare I say it? The white folk of northern European descent? Say it ain't so, Joe. Say it ain't so!
(2) From the Latin 'tribus': a cohesive ethnopolitical unit? Or does the arse really mean to describe a Band(from the Old Norse or Middle French 'band'): a group of people bound or bonded together by a shared egalitarian sociopolitical organisation and belief structure. Either way, the arse betrays a poor understanding of indigenous political practices and the fluid nature of traditional social structures. You know, it kinda makes sense, him being an elitist and all. Innit?
(3) It doesn't hurt to be polite and refer to the current Prime Minister of Canada by the correct written 'Style of Address'. This twittercritter arse is rather rude. Yeah?
(4) Proud citizens of the frozen wasteland of Soviet Canuckistan cannot be bought, however, they are easily leased. Most of the lessors also covet any lease-hold improvements freely made available by the lessee through the usual conduit of Canada's major Pharmaceutical companies.
(3) It doesn't hurt to be polite and refer to the current Prime Minister of Canada by the correct written 'Style of Address'. This twittercritter arse is rather rude. Yeah?
(4) Proud citizens of the frozen wasteland of Soviet Canuckistan cannot be bought, however, they are easily leased. Most of the lessors also covet any lease-hold improvements freely made available by the lessee through the usual conduit of Canada's major Pharmaceutical companies.
(5) One could have a wonderful time with a series of Venn diagrams describing the relationships between the various tribes, taxpayers, taxpaying tribals and tribal taxpayers who frequent Canada's fair domain.
Those who find themselves members of all four tribes inhabit the intersection of all four sets which represents the anal sphincter muscle part of the 'looks-like-a-vulva' Venn diagram. Innit?
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