......................................I was once known as Aquarians Love To Fuck (ALT-F). I am now Vagina Dentata (VD)......................................


Tuesday

Life is Great!


The Tutor:  "It seems I drink as if there is not only no tomorrow, but hardly anything left of today.  Should I be worried?"

Me:  "That line, so reflective of the time-is-of-the-essence school of inebriation, is a thing of beauty, unbridled clarity, and representative of a philosophy I once fully embraced.  Fortunately for my liver, these days I don't partake very often.  Perhaps this new-found restraint explains my current state of nagging optimism which seems to have clouded my general view of mankind and "life" in general."

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