A very recent conversation betwixt yours truly and The Tutor in the latter's sepulchral clothes closet......
The Tutor: "Nu? What do you think?"
Me: "Jodhpurs? At your age? Oh, my giddy aunt!"
The Tutor: "Laugh all you will little missy, but I am investing in my future!"
Me: "Que?"
The Tutor: "Isn't it obvious? I'm grooming myself for the UK geriatric sex trade. In twenty years, my Civil Suit will prove quite lucrative!"
Me: "Fair enough, but fuchsia jodhpurs?"
The Tutor: "They're magenta!"
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https://youtu.be/aaB8XTF8B1w
I can't view this video. I'm not old enough, apparently.
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