......................................I was once known as Aquarians Love To Fuck (ALT-F). I am now Vagina Dentata (VD)......................................


Saturday

In the not-too-distant future when The Tutor and I end up in Hell (1), either by arriving separately or as a couple, we have agreed on what we will do first:

We'll seek out these three cunts:

Captain Susumi Hoshijima


Lieutenant-Colonel Tatsuji Suga


Lieutenant General Masao Baba


We'll no doubt have to wait for an eternity in a very long queue of Anzacs, but it will be worth it to kick these fuckers in their very small Asian testicles.



(1)  Probably as a result of a hastily arranged and surreptitious murder/suicide pact.



UPDATE

"In the above note (1), you can dispense with the word 'probably' my little manslayer, you're fooling no one."

The Tutor

Tuesday

Oh Dear

 

"All vaccinations recognised as clinically safe and effective can be used in good conscience with the certain knowledge that the use of such vaccines does not constitute formal co-operation with the abortion from which the cells used in production of the vaccines derive," the Vatican's Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith announced in a statement on Monday.

Dogma is all well and good, until it becomes rather inconvenient.

Friday

White People?

 I have heretofore believed white folk just don't do good music.

Then I found this:




And I also believed white folk just can't dance - then I found this:


Fuck me!  Even The Tutor can't do this!  Unless of course he starts to St. Vitus dance while taking valproic acid.  Innit?





 

 


Sunday

À la recherche de la vie folle perdu


https://www.youtube.com/embed/78rkVAHuLTU

The Tutor just loves Ricky!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47fEXGabaY



P.S.  Using Google Translate, translate the title of this post into Spanish. Then into English

Wednesday

Sad Times Indeed

I reckon the first thing Diego is going to do when he arrives is seek out the person in charge and thank her for that hand she gave him back on June 22, 1986 against those hapless Engerlander cunts.

Innit?




Sic Transit Gloria Mundi!

Sunday

Stercore foraminis

It's a shame that President Trump isn't the president of one of those countries in that shithole-of-a-continent, Africa.  On November 3, he would have won all of the possible Electoral College Votes available to win while simultaneously garnering 98.7 percent of the popular vote!

And.....

The result of the vote would have been known in it's entirety on November 2!


Tuesday

S.C.R.O.T.U.S.

Despite her being a child abuser(1) and an over-all cunt, ya gotta admit: 'Amy Coney Barrett' is a great name for a Justice in the Supreme Court of the 'Probably-not-ever-going-to-be-great-again' (2) United States of America.

Innit?



(1)  Raising a child as a catholic, even in a lax catholic environment, is a proven form of child abuse.

(2)  Best y'all start learnin' Mandarin.


Be sure to click on the title.

P.S.  If'in' she does gets herself confirmed, y'all can kiss Roe v. Wade goodbye.  I reckon, however, there'll be plenty of bucks to be made in the Frozen Wastelands of Soviet Canuckistan by opening  a few more border-hugging  'No Foetus Can Beat Us' and 'You Make 'em...We Scrape 'em'' Franchises.  Innit?  The Tutor and I are already taking classes, just in case, to learn how to speak 'American' so we might be understood by those poor Yankee souls.

Friday

This City Was Built On ............






White folks just don't do good music,
Innit?



And they can't fucking dance either.














 

Thursday

Love's Lost



A lot more of me than I care to admit, not to mention ill afford to lose, died today.


I am sad.

I reckon V.D., assuming she has heard the news, is wallowing vulva-deep in the bliss of schadenfreude and epicaricacy at my melancholy.



 

Tuesday

Mens sibi conscia pudendum

Me:  "You have drawn and sketched me near on a thousand times, Bilious.
With this monomania you have finally succeeded in giving me the 'unworldly simplicity and purity of aspect' I most assuredly deserve.  Are we happy?"

The Tutor:  "Anything for you, Guggums!"

Turritopsis dohrnii


Me:  "Do you think Alphonse Mucha could have made me immortal too?"

The Tutor:  "Probably.  In La Belle Époque even Les Fleurs du Mal such as yourself were capable of being immortalized.

Me:  "I am 'un nouveau frisson' indeed!"

Greenpeace Has No Financial Acumen

Oh dear!

Greenpeace sucks at Foreign Currency speculation.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/16/greenpeace-loses-3m-pounds-currency-speculation

I sent the following email to them:

Dear Greenpeace Folks,

I was sorry to hear of your recent losses as a consequence of ill-advised Fiscal 2013 Euro exchange contracts.  Perhaps this rogue staff member in your International Finance unit at Amsterdam HQ was just a little too "ecological" and not enough "capitalist" in her/his approach?
In the future, may I suggest that y'all concentrate on your strengths, like saving the Earth and its denizens, and leave the financial stuff to those of us showing excessive talent in raping it and them?  And by 'it' and 'them', I mean the Earth and its denizens.
If you insist on playing with the filthy capitalist pigs, may I suggest investing in Pipelines and Big Oil?  You can't go wrong!  Or even in the newly robust Canadian baby Harp seal collection businesses  - they's goin' gangbusters of late - you know with very inexpensive Made-In-China Baby Seal truncheons available at every corner convenience store now.
Yins are sure to recoup your current losses in no time at all.  Here's an insider tip for you, Faroe Islands Cetacean Rendering Inc. is about to list on the NASDAQ in this year's most anticipated IPO.
Under the ever-so-cute sticker symbol, "MOBY", this FICR Inc. - pronounced "fish-cry" or "fuckery" - is sure to return 50 to 100 percent after its first day of trading alone.
Guaranteed!
Successful finance and attendant profit is an ugly business.
Why fight 'em when you can easily join 'em?


Regards,

Pudenda Non Grata


No response so far and no sense of humour either it would seem.

Sunday

De Haut En Bas

The Tutor:  "My not-so-little missy, the model for Zulily full-figure accoutrement that you are, I must inform you."

Me:  "Another 'de haut en bas' prognostication from above?"

The Tutor:  "Yes.  If I might write something so obtuse and abstract that it could not be understood or at least, falsified, then I am not writing anything of import.  I stake my reputation on being true to the world as it is.  My great fear of intellectuals is a result of their propensity for abstraction and deracination – abstraction in their thinking and deracination in their lives."

Me:  "Nonsense!  Did you not deracinate me from Myanmar and a life of poverty and is your white-boy sexy-talk not certainly an abstraction?"

The Tutor:  "Your response appears to be full of the empty abstraction referred to above, and without any intellectual content.  And don't bother pointing out that my response doesn't have much of the latter either."

Me:  "You needn't worry that I might point out anything.  Phrasal verbs are an abomination unto the lesser known deities - especially those ending in a preposition(the verbs, not the deities).
Employing as you have, and then with certain egregious malice of intent actually concluding, a horrid phrasal verb with a vile preposition is something up with which Sir Winston and I will not put.  As for the quantity and quality of the latter, to which you referred earlier, I would never be so presumptuous to comment - I knows me my place, I does.  As to the former, to which you do not refer in the above, however, our word salads are awash in it.  But as far as empty abstraction goes, it's some of the best!  Innit?"

The Flying Buttress

The Tutor:  "Ouch!  Why the fuck did you do that?"

Me:  "An experiment."

The Tutor:  "You probably broke my nose and maybe even my jaw.  What the fuck?"

Me:  "I'm testing the 'Protective Buttressing Hypothesis'.  You'd suck at fighting for access to my carnal attentions and for the resources I most assuredly deserve."

The Tutor:  "If it came to that, little missy, my 'flight-or-fight' response would come to the fore.
The general discharge of my sympathetic nervous system would favour the former response."

Good Neighbours

A scholar who had heard Jesus' commandment to love his neighbour as himself, and who lived in a crowded tenement, feared lest his love might be spread too thinly to do any noticeable good. He therefore approached Jesus one day and asked, "Rabbi, who is my neighbour?

"Jesus said, "A man was travelling on foot from Jerusalem to Jericho, trusting in God to protect him on the dangerous roads. On a particularly trustworthy stretch of public highway, he was set upon by thieves who beat him senseless and took everything he had, including his clothes

"After some little time, a Levite approached and saw the man's unconscious form; and, bethinking himself of the peril he was in, hurried on his way. Later a Pharisee came along and, crossing to the other side of the road lest any groans disturb his virtuous meditations, fled from the spot as fast as he could go.

"Then a Samaritan came along and saw the man. The Samaritan gave the man water, bound up his wounds, wrapped him in his best blankets and set him on his own camel. He took the victim to an inn and paid the proprietor generously to look after him, promising more should the man be well again when the Samaritan returned that way in a few days' time.

Now," said Jesus, "in the eyes of God, who was the best neighbour to that man?"

The scholar shifted feet and averted his gaze, and fiddled with his robe; but he could not escape Jesus' meaning. "The Samaritan, I suppose," he mumbled at last.

"Far from it," said Jesus. "In the eyes of God, the man's best neighbours were the men who robbed him. They relieved him of the spiritual burden of his worldly goods, and they failed to deposit him in the Lord's paradisiac bosom only through excusable haste."

Tyrannicide

"A respected Left-Wing blogger has said it would be morally justified for a suicide bomber to murder the President.

"Blowing up the President is a thorny potato: it has its pros and cons. I see that Fox Television has come down very firmly on the 'Don’t blow up the Pesident' side of the fence, no doubt they feel the time is not ripe, but there are strong arguments to be made on both sides.

No one would seriously deny that the President should to be put to death, but after a fair trial. You can’t just go blowing people up willy-nilly. Sorry, Abdul, but that’s not how we do things over here. You have to go through the proper channels.

But what if the trial drags on for years? What if the President escapes to his Golf Course in Ireland and cheats the noose? There is always that risk. Others would argue that blowing him up will only give him the publicity he craves.

Opinion on whether we should assassinate the President has become dangerously polarized in recent months. It is time to take a step back and consider these questions calmly and dispassionately. And let us focus on the things that unite us, not those which divide us. At the end of the day, it is a matter of individual conscience whether one assassinates the President.

Finish It!

God, if there is one thing I fucking hate it is people who make a virtue out of being “self destructive”.

“Ooh, that’s just me, that is. As soon as things start to go well, I just find myself pressing the “destroy” button and it all goes wrong. There was I with the wife and a great job, and I just jacked it all in because I couldn’t handle happiness”.

Or

“fame is so hard, all that money and hot chicks wanting to sleep with me, I’d better be an arsehole, just in case anyone thinks I am not being self destructive”.

There’s a name for these sort of people and it begins with a C. Cunts. Fucking cunts. People who can’t just fucking get on with being ordinary, who have to excuse their moronic, attention seeking fuck ups with a stupid name. “self destructive” Fuck off and finish the job then you muppet. Oh, no, you can’t because finishing yourself off would constitute a success, and that wouldn’t be “self destructive” enough of you would it. Fuck me. And how is it “art” to dick yourself around just enough to keep life and limb together, but not quite enough to stop being a total drain on the world, and the emotions of anyone who crosses your miserable path. Fuck I hate those bastards. Women readers listen to me. If your boyfriend is a “self destructive” person, always just falling short of usefulness or fucking things up in order to look like a tortured poet, kick him in the nuts, shag his dad and nick his wallet. Give him something real to whine about the little bollocks.
Vagina Dentata

VD is right!

My god is she not magnificent when she is really angry? I think what got her going was Robbie Williams, he is always on about being self destructive. I wish he would just get on with destroying himself and stop whining about the process. A shotgun operated with your toes would do the job very nicely, Mr Williams. Anything to spare us any more of his irritating, babyish songs. By the way, I know a famous Irish actor who knows Robbie Williams and says he is definitely gay. There was a time when people thought George Michael wasn't gay, can you believe that?
Bilious Pudenda

Saturday

The Tutor will not be amused

If the wise men of Toronto do decide to remove the offending pigeon-perch, The Tutor and I will gladly take it.  We'll install it in the back yard.  It would be rather effective in scaring away all those pesky righteous and right-thinking black bears which have cluttered our yard of late.  The racist ones won't be at all fazed, but that's okay, our garbage isn't going to disappear by itself you know.

Friday

Fuck The White Yankee, Innit?

Minneapolis, end of May 2020.


When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn.


Speaking of Mr. Lightfoot, though he be Canadian, his stuff is good, Innit?
Like Joni Mitchel and Ian & Sylvia





Tuesday

Thomas Jefferson spelt "labour" with a "U"


It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no God.  It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.


I suspect Mr. Jefferson would have spelt the word neighbour with a 'u'.  See Query XVII
I agree with him - as long as my neighbours only say it that is.  If they should start believing any of it, well, fuck, Cry "Havoc", and let slip the dogs of war!


To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.


This is a misquote.  This is the actual quote,
"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. "
Do I need to explain the difference between contributions of money and taxes?


All anonymous comments, unsigned, will be deleted, as will ad hominem attacks against me or others.


What about 'ad eminem' attacks?
You know where you imply Marshall Mathers is the son of Jerry Mathers?
"Gosh Beav, did you really Lose Yourself in 8 Mile?"
"Gee Wally, Without Me where would music be?"
May we deride Michelle Malkin regarding the title of her latest book?
Pulling up the ladder.  Why my parents were the last good immigrants


Cuddles, Nice work on the Malkin title. I was unhinged 'til I realized you made it up.


Finally!
A confirmatory avowal.

Sunday

I Can't See You Anymore


And then, after the genius of this oft-banned opus, what does the future Grammy Award winner do?  She goes o'er the pond and plays venues in Apartheid South Africa!
What a cunt.

Though I must admit, I'd muck her out.   But not now, she's too far advanced into her dotage.
The Tutor tells me he'd've 'entertained' her, but only around the time she was writing the tune, not as she was two years later in this video.
It is ever thus.  Innit?

Saturday

Wednesday

Boney M played Sun City!

Warning!  The video takes 25 seconds to commence

UNITED NATIONS
UNITED NATIONS CENTRE AGAINST APARTHEID
NOTES AND DOCUMENTS*
April 1986
3/86
REGISTER OF ENTERTAINERS, ACTORS AND OTHERS WHO HAVE PERFORMED IN APARTHEID SOUTH AFRICA


/Note: This third Register of entertainers, actors and others who have performed in apartheid South Africa since the beginning of 1981 is published at the request of the United Nations Special Committee against Apartheid as part of the campaign for a cultural boycott against South Africa called for in a number of resolutions of the General Assembly. The first Register was published in October 1983; the present register includes a consolidated list.
The Special Committee intends to keep the Register up to date and to publish supplements periodically. Names of persons who undertake not to engage in further cultural contacts with South Africa will be deleted from future lists.
*All material in these Notes and Documents may be freely reprinted. Acknowledgement, together with a copy of the publication containing the reprint, would be appreciated. 86-11227 United Nations, New York 10017


INTRODUCTION
The United Nations General Assembly, on the recommendation of the Special Committee against Apartheid, adopted a resolution (35/206 E) on 16 December 1980, calling for "cultural, academic and other boycotts of South Africa". On 17 December 1981, the Assembly adopted another resolution (36/172 I) on academic, cultural and sports boycotts of South Africa. At its fortieth session, the
General Assembly, in resolution 40/64 A adopted on 10 December 1985, requested-all States to adopt legislative and/or other comparable measures to ensure the "observance of sports, cultural, academic, consumer, tourism and other boycotts of South Africa".
Pursuant to the first two resolutions, the Special Committee has made every effort to promote a cultural boycott of South Africa by appealing to entertainers, artists, cultural groups and others to refuse or cancel engagements to perform in South Africa.
As part of these efforts, the Special Committee began periodical publication of the "Register of entertainers, actors and others who have performed in apartheid South Africa". The first register was published in October 1983, the second in December 1984. The present document is the third in the series. The purpose of the Register has been to show the extent to which the General Assembly decisions on the cultural boycott against South Africa are being observed. The information which appears in the Register is gathered through 
South African and international media as well as from non-governmental organizations. The Register is widely distributed. Furthermore, the Special
Committee has made a genuine effort to reach all those whose names have appeared in the Register. The names of those personalities who have undertaken not to perform again in South Africa have been deleted from the Register and are reproduced in its annex.


The cultural boycott of South Africa has made important gains in 1985, especially in the United States of America. There has been a significant decline in the number of entertainers, actors and others performing in South Africa. This resulted from an increase in international activities against collaboration with the apartheid r6gime. Following the publication of the second Register in December 1984, several anti-apartheid and other non-governmental organizations successfully intensified their efforts to deter performers from visiting South Africa. In the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, for example, some municipalities adopted legislation banning artists who visited South Africa from performing in municipal facilities. In Norway, the Norwegian
Council for Southern Africa requested the Norwegian Broadcasting Corporation not to transmit records, cassettes or tapes made by individuals whose names appear on the Register.


Moreover, a number of artists, acting jointly or individually, have taken meaningful action to strengthen the cultural boycott. In March 1985, Stevie Wonder, a prominent musician in the United States, accepted his Oscar Award in the name of Nelson Mandela as an act of solidarity with the suffering black people of South Africa. The apartheid regime reacted by imposing a ban on Wonder's music. Furthermore, Stevie Wonder was among those who were arrested in February 1985 while demonstrating in front of the South African Embassy in Washington, D.C. In May, the Special Committee presented a citation to Stevie Wonder, expressing its great appreciation for his contribution to the international campaign against apartheid. On 23 July, Woody Allen, a prominent
actor and director from the United States, announced that he would no longer allow his movies to be released in South Africa, as a protest against that regime's policies, and hoped that other actors would follow his example. Albert Finney, a British actor, directed and acted in a film called The Biko Inquest. The film, produced earlier in 1985, was based on a highly-acclaimed play about the death in
detention of Mr. Steve Biko. *


Over 50 musical artists joined "Artists United against Apartheid" ** to record the anti-apartheid song entitled "Sun City". The song was composed by Little Steven, co-produced by mix-master Arthur Baker, and sung by over 50 artists representing the fields of rock, rhythm and blues, jazz, rap reggae, Latin, folk and African music. The song focuses on Sun City, an entertainment complex in the so-called homeland of Bophuthatswana in South Africa, where musicians and entertainers from various countries perform despite the international cultural boycott of South Africa. Its message is that South Africa should be boycotted aslong as apartheid prevails. The Secretary-General of the United Nations and the Chairman of the Special Committee were presented with the first pressing of the 
"Sun City" record at a ceremony held by the Special Committee on 30 October 1985.

Despite the international outcry against collaboration with the apartheid r6gime, this present Register shows that a large number of artists and musicians continue to perform in South Africa. It is hoped that they will follow the example of those who have renounced their intention to visit and perform in South Africa as long as the vicious system of apartheid prevails in that country. By doing so, they will show their attachment to the highest ideals of art and culture of which apartheid is the antithesis and relation.


* Steve Biko died in 1977 from head injuries that he sustained while in the custody of the South African police. It was not until July 1985 that the two doctors who had examined Biko at the time of his death were found guilty despite attempts by the South African Medical Association to cover up. The South African regime took no action against the doctors.


** The following were members of "Artists United against Apartheid": Afrika Bambaataa, Ray Barrett0, Stiv Bator (Lords of the New Church), Pat Benatar, Big Youth, Ruben Blades, Kurtis Blow, Bono (U2), Duke Bootee, Jackson Browne, Ron Carter, Clarence Clemons, Jimmy Cliff, George Clinton, Miles Davis, D.J. Cheese, Will Downing, Bob Dylan, The Fat Boys, Peter Gabriel, Peter Garrett (Midnight Oil), Bob Geldof, Daryl Hall, Herbie Hancock, Nona Hendryx, Linton Kwesi Johnson, Stanley Jordan, Kashif, Eddie Kendrick, Darlene Love, Malopoets, Grandmaster Melle Mel, Michael Monroe (Hanoi Rocks), John Oates, Sunny Okosuns, Bonnie Raitt, Joey Ramone, Lou Reed, Keith Richards, David Ruffin, Run-DMC, Scorpio, Gil Scott-Heron, Shankar, Bruce Springsteen, Zak Starkey, Ringo Starr, Tina B, Pete Townshend, Via Afrika, Tony Williams, Peter Wolf, Ron Wood, Bobby Womack and Little Steven van Zandt.


The Special Committee would like to express its appreciation to all entertainers, actors and artists who openly declared their solidarity with the oppressed people of South Africa by refusing to perform in that country. It is hoped that they will intensify their efforts toward the implementation of the cultural boycott against South Africa.
The Special Committee wishes to place on record its admiration and support to the anti-apartheid organizations in North America, in the Caribbean, Scandinavian and other European countries who have exerted tremendous efforts to encourage entertainers, artists and others whose names appeared on the Register to pledge that they will not perform in South Africa until the abhorrent system of apartheid is dismantled. The Special Committee values greatly their contribution and urges them to continue with the good work to ensure the total isolation of South Africa in the cultural and other fields.




REGISTER OF ENTERTAINERS, ACTORS AND OTHERS WHO HAVE PERFORMED IN APARTHEID SOUTH AFRICA SINCE JANUARY 1981

Argentina
Arnaldo Cohen, pianist Bruno Leonardo Gelber, pianist

Australia
Gary Doherty, ballet dancer Andy Gibb, singer (lives in the United States) Dave Mills, singer Helen Reddy, singer (lives in the United States)

Austria
Murray Dickie, opera conductor Stolz Einzi J.F. Holzleiter, leader of the Salzburger Stierwascher, folk and dance group Grundula Janowitz, soprano Salzburger Stierwascher, folk and dance group Christa Schrammein Heiner Schrammein Uhplattergruppe Westdorf Vienna Boys Choir Berry Walter, baritone singer Erik Werba, piano accompanist

Belgium
Tom van Cauwenberg, ballet dancer Annick Lenelle, trapeze artist * Expressiegroep Vredoni, musical group


Brazil
Vanya Elias-Jos6, pianist


Canada
Ron Alexander, dancer Miguel Brown, dancer Angela Cheng, pianist Marc-Andr6 Hamelin Ick Coo Moon, pianist Galina Samsova, ballet dancer Names marked with an asterisk indicate those who included in the previous Registers.

Denmark
Egon Madsen, ballet dancer

France
Marie-Claire Alain, organist Pierre Cardin, fashion designer Jean Philippe Collard, musician Jacques Delacote, symphony conductor * Maurice Hasson, violinist * Erik Heidsieck, concert 
pianist Johnny Martin, entertainer Lizzy Mercierdescloux, singer Stephane Ode, tumbler * Danille Pascale, cabaret star * Regis Pasquier * Yves Rault, pianist *

Germany, Federal Republic of
Boney M, pop group, composed of the following: Marcia Barrett Frank Farion Liz Mitchell Regie Tsiboe Mazie Williams Michael Borneman, musician Sieglind Bruhn, piano accompanist Nina Burell, dancer (marrried to Scott Burell) lives in the United States) Scott Burell, dancer (lives in the United States) Eurythmeum Stuttgart dance troupe German folk dancers from Reichelsheim (near Frankfurt) Goombay Dance band, reggae group Heino, folk singer Horst Jankowski, pianist Cornelia Kallish, contralto singer Rolf Klose, artist Othmar Maga, conductor Mediumterzeit, music trio Carla Pohl, opera singer (South African-born) * Binette Schroeder, artist Elke Sommer, actress Supermax rock group Stuttgart trio Peter Timmerman The Trachten Gruppe Gschwend Rose Wagermann Christian Zacharias *

Greece
Sonia Carastavrakis, traditional singer Maria Haitas, traditional dancer Isadoras, band Petro Kokokis, bouzouki player, Shiakali Dance Troupe, Cypriot dancers Cathy Paraskevas, traditional dancer Nick Paraskevas, traditional dancer Janis Vakarelis, pianist * Mary Vassilou, teacher of traditional dancers Christalde Vollotis, singer

Iran (Islamic Republic of)
Ali Rahbari, conductor (lives in Austria)


Ireland
Tony Allen, singer * Geraldine Branagan, singer Michael Bryan, singer/songwriter* Margo Burns, singer 
Trevor Burns, singer Phil Coulter, pop music producer Joe Dolan, singer Danny Fisher Showband, musical group Mick Foster, singer * Tom McGrath Dave Monks, singer * Harry Monks, singer * Cissy Stone, band leader/singer

Israel
Daniel Adni, pianist Yardena Arazi, singer * Dalita Atlas, conductor Niv Rami Bar, pianist Daniel Benyamini, orchestra leader Mordechai Ben David, classical music singer Yehoram Gaon, singer/comedian Uzzi Hitman, singer/songwriter Esti Katz, musician Jenny Kessler, opera singer John Kozar, pianist Milka Laks, pianist Dapha Margolin, entertainer Or Akiva, song and dance group
Valery Panov, ballet dancer Galina Panova, ballet dancer Ra'anana Dance Centre Group Rivka Raz, singer-actress Joram Rosov, professor of arts and design * Galina Samsova, ballet dancer * Yoel Shar, entertainer Tzavtaz, folk group Arie Vardi, pianist David Zar, singer/composer Asaf Zehar, pianist


Italy
Laura Antonelli, actress Luigi Alberto Bianchi, viola player Maria Chiara, opera singer The Coro Illersberg Folk Group Fiorenza Cossotta, opera singer Carlo Cossutta, opera singer Princess Ira Furstenberg, actress Marcella Gudeli, pianist Ida Kulanka, mime Giorgio Lamberti, opera singer Elena Mauti-Nunziata, opera singer Francesca Merola, singer * Robert Selvilli, singer * Marina Specifico, mime Ernesto Veronelli, opera singer *


Japan
Yasuli Hayashi, opera singer Yoshinuri Kikuchi, symphony conductor * Mitsuko Shirai, opera singer Yoshimi Takeda, conductor Yoko Watanabe, opera singer *

Republic of Korea
Dong-Suk-Kung Kimera, pop singer (lives in Spain) *

Netherlands
The Folkloristiche Dance Group Heintje (Hein Simons), singer W.F. Hermans Gerard Reve, writer

New Zealand
Ricky May, jazz singer


Paraguay
Los Mensajeros, band


Portugal
Amalia Rodriguez, singer Tony Silva (Herman Jos6) singer/humorist

Puerto Rico
Dax Xenos, singer Joaquim Achucarro, pianist Agrupaci6n Coral de Elizondo Enrique Garcia
Asencio, symphony conductor Fernando Bonegio, guitarist Julia Bonegio, dancer Radl Bonegio, guitarist Montserrat Caball6, opera singer Federico Cerva, dancer Antonio del Castillo, dancer * Luis Dorvis, guitarist Alfredo Kraus, opera singer Mercedes Molina Dance Company (Luisa Cortes, director) Josi Montoya Spanish Dance Theatre Rafael Orazco, pianist Elvira Reyes, dancer* Angel Romero, classical guitarist (lives in the United States)) La Marina Royas, guitarist Esteban Salamanca, flamenco singer Enrique Segovia Pedro Soler, guitarist Valcamba, music group

Sweden
Mary Stavin, actress


Switzerland
Claude 0. Brecht, singer P. Eustorgi, musician L. Glauser, musician

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Janine Andrews, actress Jeffrey Archer, novelist John Arnold, symphony conductor * Frank Barrie, actor Shirley Bassey, singer Simon Bell, singer Michael Bentine, comedian/comic actor Biddu and Orchestra Michael Binss, pianist Joyce Blair, dancer Judy Bowker, actress Paul Bradley (Paul Mal), singer Christine le Brocq, actress Elkie Brooks, singer Ayesha Brough, singer/dancer Chrissey Caine, singer Marti Caine, singer/entertainer Anthony Caro, sculptor Collin Carr, cellist Bruno Carter, ballet dancer * John Casson, actor Christopher Cazanove, actor Dianne Chandler, singer Jean St. Clair, actress Nicholas Clay, actor John Clegg, pianist Shirley Conran, writer Imogen Cooper, pianist Ray Davies, singer * Margaret Eales, soprano singer David Earl, composer * Maria Eldridge, disco dancer Michael Elpchick, actor Annabel Etkind, harpist Duncan Faure, pop musician Faure Faure, television producer Keeley Ford, singer Frederick Forsyth, novelist Philip Fowke, pianist * Edward Fox, actor * Claire Francis, writer and yachtswoman Stuart Gillies, singer Bob Gladwin, entertainment agent * Rudy Glipin, disc jockey Henry Goodman, actor * Kenneth Griffity, actor Pamela Haines, novelist Tony Hart, entertainer Jack Hedley, actor John Helliwell, saxophonist Dickie Henderson, comedian
David Hillman, opera singer Bob Hird, theatrical director Hot Gossip, dance troupe Derek Jones, conductor Evan Jones, musician Jennifer Jones, disco dancer Josephine Jones, soprano singer Nicholas Jones, actor Kasatska Cossacks, dancers Nikki Kelly, actress 
Trevor Kelly, comedian Eddie Kidd, stuntman Adm Kidron, record producer Roger Kitter, comedian K.C. and the Sunshine Band, composed of the following: Deborah Carter Ellis Parker Fermin Goytisolo Dennie Sierra Willie Hall James Taylor Hazel King Edward Webster Thomas Maddox Penny Lane, cabaret artist Richard Lawrence, opera singer Jona Lewis, singer/songwriter John Lillwill, pianist Elizabeth Longford, journalist Richard Loring, singer Derik Malcolm, film critic Illa Malcolmson, dancer Male Voice Choir of Wales / Mary Mason, cabaret artist Peter Maxwell, entertainer Marius May, cellist Tom
McAllister, musician Barry McGrath, dancer Malcolm McLaren, musician Stephanie Mclean, actress Michael Meyer, playwright Midnight Flyers, singing group * Michael Milligan, comedian Kevin Moore, actor Jean Munro-Martin, disco dancer Jimmy Nairn, singer Anthony Newly, entertainer 2/ * Steve Newman, guitarist Mariana Nicolesco, opera singer Margaret Orr, dancer Tim Plewman, actor Rick Podell, comedian Robert Powell, actor * Queen, rock group Katie Rabbett, model Allyson Rees,
actress Peter Rice, stage designer Peter Sarsted, singer Leo Sayer, singer Leonard Schach, film director * Gerald Seymour, novelist * Barry Sheene, actor/entertainer George Sherman, pianist Andrew Smart, dancer Robina Smart, dancer (wife of Andrew Smart) Stella Starr, singer Robert Stephens, actor Ronnie Stevens, actor Shakin' Stevens, rock star * Rod Stewart, singer Russell Stone, singer Jacek Strauch, opera singer * Donald Swann, pianist David Sycamore, ballroom dancer Bernie Taupin, songwriter Brian Torff, bass player Toto Coelo, band Gail Vaughan, singer Timothy Walker, guitarist Dilys Watling, cabaret artist John Watts, actor 
Denise Weavers, ballroom dancer Terry Webster, comedian/cabaret artist Jeff Weston, record distributor Kim Wilde, singer Emlyn Williams
Victor Winding, actor Barbara Woodhouse, dog trainer/ TV personality Mark Wynter, actor Brian Yemm, comedian/singer Anita Young, dancer 


United States of America
Jim Abrahams, film maker America, country rock group, composed of: Gerry Beckley Darvey Bernell Bob Anderson, singer Paul Anka, singer Susan Anton, singer/actress Bellamy Brothers, country music singers C.L. Blast, singer Norman Boehm, pianist Ernest Borgnine, actor Gwen Brisco, singer Shirley Brown, singer Glen Campbell, country music singer Clarence Carter, singer
Ray Charles, singer Cher, singer/actress Rita Coolidge, singer Kelly Danyluk * Valerie Errante, singer Jack Faulla, ballet dancer * Renee Fleming, singer Carla Fontang, jazz trombonist Milos Foreman, film director George Forest Midel Fox, jazz musician Don Francisco, gospel singer Buddy de Franco, clarinetist "Glide", breakdancer, member of the Dynamic Rockers David Golup, pianist *

Jack Gregg, jazz musician Michael Gunt, pianist Susan Haine, dancer David Hasselhof, TV star Richard Hatch Goldie Hawn, actress Joe Henderson, saxophonist Richard Groove Holmes, jazz musician Jimmy Bo Home, singer Susan Howard, actress Peanuts Hucko, jazz clarinetist Suzie Hyde, dancer Janis Ian, singer David Jackson, jazz musician Willie "Gator" Jackson, jazz musician Marine Jahana, dancer Oliver Johnson, jazz musician Jack Jones, singer Sue Jorgensen, ice skater* Howard Keel, actor/singer Fern Kinney Louis Lane, symphony conductor Jaime Laredo, violinist Liberace, pianist/singer Love Machine, dancers and singers Ann Margaret, actress-singer Barry Martin, dancer
Johnny Matthis, singer Kevin Elliot Maynor, opera singer Mighty Clouds of Joy, gospel singers Liza Minelli, actress/singer Ella Mitchell, gospel singer Marion Vernett Moore, opera singer The New York Barbers' Shop and Agrupaci6n Coral de Elizando Linda Oliphant, singer Charles Pace Alan J. Pakula, film director Dolly Parton, country singer Peter Mancer Dancers and Reborn Russell Peters, pianist Jack du Pree, singer Tim Reid, "Venus Flytrap", TV star Linda Ronstadt, rock singer Telly "Kojak" Savalas, actor Shirley Scott, singer Neil Sedaka, singer 
Sharon Shackleford Sha Na Na, rock group Frank Sinatra, singer Diana Solomon, singer Candi Staton, singer Dakota Staton, jazz musician Joseph Swenson, violinist Buddy Tate, jazz saxophonist John Thomas, jazz musician Stanley Turrentine, jazz artist Leo Variety, leader of Variations Band Village People, band Lovelace Watkins, singer "Wavey" legs, breakdancer, member of the Dynamic Rockers Ronny Whyte, pianist Aaron Williams, ventriloquist Willy, juggler William C. Witter, actor Robert Wright Oxana Yablonskaya, pianist * Robert Yokabaskas, ice skater * Saul Zaentz, film director Mark Zeltser, pianist Efren Zimbalist, actor Mike Zwerin, jazz musician

Nationality unknown
Tonkins Anderson, dancer * Basia, musician Edgar Cosma * Eva Graubin, conductor Steven de Groote Caroline Hallet, actress * Janusz, musician Klaus Kanngiesser, cellist Kopezynski, musician Rainier Kussman, violinist Claudia Leoni, dancer * Nadav Tel-Oren Dimitri Sitkovetsky, violinist * Sharron Strime, dancer * Bryan Watson, dancer * Toni White, actress * Victor Yampolsky, conductor


The following were listed as coming from "Taiwan":
Lydia Wong, violinist* Tang Yun, violinist*

A_ The Welsh Anti-Apartheid Movement campaigned against any co-operation by the International Eisteddfod Committee- with headquarters in Llangollen, Wales- with the Roodepoort International Eisteddfod of South Africa and appealed for a boycott of Welsh singers. The Chairman, Mr. Noel Bowen, and the honorary secretary, Mr. I. Morris-Jones, of the International Eisteddfod Committee, visited South Africa to advise the organizers of the Roodepoort International Eisteddfod of South Africa. As a result, two established Welsh choirs decided not to go to South Africa and several local education authorities refused leave for their employees to go on the tour. Mr. Stuart Weaving, a wealthy British businessman, then offered to finance the tour and, through public advertisements, organized a group of 69 Welsh choristers to perform in Roodepoort and tour South Africa. All members of the Welsh Choir registered in South African hotels as "Jones". The British Anti Apartheid Movement, however, obtained and provided the following incomplete list of names to the Special Committee against Apartheid:
Cymbach
Caldicott and District
D.B. Davies (Secretary) Ossie Davies William Davis (former m Ted Fry Andrew Gordon Martin James Ken Jones Malcolm Jones Allan Lloyd Mao Matthews John Merriman (ex-Chairl Tom Millard Gwyn Owen Allan Ponting David Rhys Arwyn Richards Noel Smith Emlyn Thomas Dereck Williams David Chown Alan Collins Glyn Cooper Hayden Davies (Public Relations Officer) Alun Evans (Vice-President) Olivia Franklin David Gould Tony Hancock Tom Hole Gerald Hughes Colin Jones (Committee member) Ken Lewis Aldwyn Pugh Allan Rowles David Stocker (Committee member) Idris Windos G. Harris Gwilym Rhys Jones Gwynoy Jones Danny Leahie Collin Leonard John Morgan Evan Roberts David W. Thomas Froncysyllte Barry Strutt 2/ He was scheduled to perform in December 1984; it is not certain whether he did.



Annex I
DELETIONS FROM THE REGISTER
Since the first "Register of entertainers, actors and others who have performed in apartheid South Africa" was published in October 1983, the Centre against Apartheid has received pledges from the following persons, whose names had appeared in the Register, that they would no longer perform in South Africa. Their names have, therefore, been deleted from the present Register:


Rolf Harris, bass baritone singer Kalevi Olli, bass baritone singer Cecille Ousset, pianist Yannis Markopoulos, composer Nana Mouskouri, singer Elsa Verghi, actress Nicos Xanthopoulos, singer Mitch T. Mitchell, singer Mary O'Hara, singer Hal Roche, comedian Lydia Mordkovitch, violinist Ingrid Bjoner, opera singer Einar Steen-Nokleberg, singer Julio Iglesias, singer Nicolai Gedda, opera singer Silvia Marcovici, violinist Andreas Vollenweider, musician Air Supply, pop group Christian Blackshaw, pianist Robert Cohen, cellist Francis Grier, musician Maurice Handford, symphony conductor Elton John, singer Cliff Richard, pop singer Janusz Piotrowicz Stechley Bonnie Tyler, singer Rick Wakeman, rock star George Benson, jazz musician Brook Benton, jazz musician Shelley Berman, comedian Chicago, rock group Chick Corea, jazz musician "Divine" (Harris Glen Milstead),
comedian Peter Eros, Symphony conductor Terry Gibbs, jazz vibraphonist Howard Hessman, TV star Millie Jackson, singer Gary Karr, bass virtuoso Audrey Landers, singer/actress Judity Landers,  singer/actress Michael Love (Beach Boys) Barry Manilow, singer Curtis Mayfield, singer  Stephanie Mills, singer  Ruggiero Ricci, violinist  Kenny Rogers, country music singer Staple Singers Jimmy Smith, jazz pianist  
Tina Turner, rock singer  Carl Wilson (Beach Boys) Pia Zadora, actress

Although the name of the Osmond Brothers does not appear in the Register, they apparently toured South Africa in 1980. However, the Centre against Apartheid has received a pledge from the Osmond Brothers, Marie Osmond and Donny Osmond, that they will not visit that country again as long as the apartheid system prevails. Their names, henceforth, are included in the list of those who have pledged not to appear in apartheid South Africa.

Thursday

Amongst Sin


"Twelve American nuns have been suspended from their convent after going on an alcohol and sex fueled holiday. The women, all aged between 22 and 31, went on the Club 18-30 holiday without telling anyone where they were going. On returning from the debauched break last week they immediately found themselves in hot water with the mother-superior. During the two week trip it has been claimed the nuns slept with a total of 43 men between them. When quizzed about where they'd been every single one of the holy women confessed to what they had been up to. Amazingly the 12 ladies tried to excuse their behaviour by claiming they wanted to experience sin."

Well I read that and my jaw just dropped.  This is nothing short of obscene: if there are twelve of them then it's not 'between', now is it?  It has to be 'among'!
What the fuck is wrong with these Tabloid Writers?  Are there no standards at all any more?

Seemingly not.



UPDATE
We're both wrong.
The correct preposition is "amongst".

The Great VD

The Tutor:  "VD is a run-of-the-mill product of our mass-media consumptive democracy - and no mistake.  With no discernible and distinctive contribution to make to the history of her species, she is quite satisfied to simply accumulate money and seduce men.  She is content to thrive "el flagrante" as a degenerate child of Eros - and constantly mistake appearance for reality - like Jay Gatsby.  Female but not womanly and living on threadbare ideals.  She is without beauty, without virtue, without even the slightest independence of spirit."


Me:  "I don't care. I don't have to. I'm VD."

Saturday

An Unfamiliar Mode of Consumption

The Tutor has graciously volunteered to hold the bag and tube for me as I partake of my sacred Baalche / Balche in the traditional fashion.