......................................I was once known as Aquarians Love To Fuck (ALT-F). I am now Vagina Dentata (VD)......................................


Wednesday

Boney M played Sun City!

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UNITED NATIONS
UNITED NATIONS CENTRE AGAINST APARTHEID
NOTES AND DOCUMENTS*
April 1986
3/86
REGISTER OF ENTERTAINERS, ACTORS AND OTHERS WHO HAVE PERFORMED IN APARTHEID SOUTH AFRICA


/Note: This third Register of entertainers, actors and others who have performed in apartheid South Africa since the beginning of 1981 is published at the request of the United Nations Special Committee against Apartheid as part of the campaign for a cultural boycott against South Africa called for in a number of resolutions of the General Assembly. The first Register was published in October 1983; the present register includes a consolidated list.
The Special Committee intends to keep the Register up to date and to publish supplements periodically. Names of persons who undertake not to engage in further cultural contacts with South Africa will be deleted from future lists.
*All material in these Notes and Documents may be freely reprinted. Acknowledgement, together with a copy of the publication containing the reprint, would be appreciated. 86-11227 United Nations, New York 10017


INTRODUCTION
The United Nations General Assembly, on the recommendation of the Special Committee against Apartheid, adopted a resolution (35/206 E) on 16 December 1980, calling for "cultural, academic and other boycotts of South Africa". On 17 December 1981, the Assembly adopted another resolution (36/172 I) on academic, cultural and sports boycotts of South Africa. At its fortieth session, the
General Assembly, in resolution 40/64 A adopted on 10 December 1985, requested-all States to adopt legislative and/or other comparable measures to ensure the "observance of sports, cultural, academic, consumer, tourism and other boycotts of South Africa".
Pursuant to the first two resolutions, the Special Committee has made every effort to promote a cultural boycott of South Africa by appealing to entertainers, artists, cultural groups and others to refuse or cancel engagements to perform in South Africa.
As part of these efforts, the Special Committee began periodical publication of the "Register of entertainers, actors and others who have performed in apartheid South Africa". The first register was published in October 1983, the second in December 1984. The present document is the third in the series. The purpose of the Register has been to show the extent to which the General Assembly decisions on the cultural boycott against South Africa are being observed. The information which appears in the Register is gathered through 
South African and international media as well as from non-governmental organizations. The Register is widely distributed. Furthermore, the Special
Committee has made a genuine effort to reach all those whose names have appeared in the Register. The names of those personalities who have undertaken not to perform again in South Africa have been deleted from the Register and are reproduced in its annex.


The cultural boycott of South Africa has made important gains in 1985, especially in the United States of America. There has been a significant decline in the number of entertainers, actors and others performing in South Africa. This resulted from an increase in international activities against collaboration with the apartheid r6gime. Following the publication of the second Register in December 1984, several anti-apartheid and other non-governmental organizations successfully intensified their efforts to deter performers from visiting South Africa. In the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, for example, some municipalities adopted legislation banning artists who visited South Africa from performing in municipal facilities. In Norway, the Norwegian
Council for Southern Africa requested the Norwegian Broadcasting Corporation not to transmit records, cassettes or tapes made by individuals whose names appear on the Register.


Moreover, a number of artists, acting jointly or individually, have taken meaningful action to strengthen the cultural boycott. In March 1985, Stevie Wonder, a prominent musician in the United States, accepted his Oscar Award in the name of Nelson Mandela as an act of solidarity with the suffering black people of South Africa. The apartheid regime reacted by imposing a ban on Wonder's music. Furthermore, Stevie Wonder was among those who were arrested in February 1985 while demonstrating in front of the South African Embassy in Washington, D.C. In May, the Special Committee presented a citation to Stevie Wonder, expressing its great appreciation for his contribution to the international campaign against apartheid. On 23 July, Woody Allen, a prominent
actor and director from the United States, announced that he would no longer allow his movies to be released in South Africa, as a protest against that regime's policies, and hoped that other actors would follow his example. Albert Finney, a British actor, directed and acted in a film called The Biko Inquest. The film, produced earlier in 1985, was based on a highly-acclaimed play about the death in
detention of Mr. Steve Biko. *


Over 50 musical artists joined "Artists United against Apartheid" ** to record the anti-apartheid song entitled "Sun City". The song was composed by Little Steven, co-produced by mix-master Arthur Baker, and sung by over 50 artists representing the fields of rock, rhythm and blues, jazz, rap reggae, Latin, folk and African music. The song focuses on Sun City, an entertainment complex in the so-called homeland of Bophuthatswana in South Africa, where musicians and entertainers from various countries perform despite the international cultural boycott of South Africa. Its message is that South Africa should be boycotted aslong as apartheid prevails. The Secretary-General of the United Nations and the Chairman of the Special Committee were presented with the first pressing of the 
"Sun City" record at a ceremony held by the Special Committee on 30 October 1985.

Despite the international outcry against collaboration with the apartheid r6gime, this present Register shows that a large number of artists and musicians continue to perform in South Africa. It is hoped that they will follow the example of those who have renounced their intention to visit and perform in South Africa as long as the vicious system of apartheid prevails in that country. By doing so, they will show their attachment to the highest ideals of art and culture of which apartheid is the antithesis and relation.


* Steve Biko died in 1977 from head injuries that he sustained while in the custody of the South African police. It was not until July 1985 that the two doctors who had examined Biko at the time of his death were found guilty despite attempts by the South African Medical Association to cover up. The South African regime took no action against the doctors.


** The following were members of "Artists United against Apartheid": Afrika Bambaataa, Ray Barrett0, Stiv Bator (Lords of the New Church), Pat Benatar, Big Youth, Ruben Blades, Kurtis Blow, Bono (U2), Duke Bootee, Jackson Browne, Ron Carter, Clarence Clemons, Jimmy Cliff, George Clinton, Miles Davis, D.J. Cheese, Will Downing, Bob Dylan, The Fat Boys, Peter Gabriel, Peter Garrett (Midnight Oil), Bob Geldof, Daryl Hall, Herbie Hancock, Nona Hendryx, Linton Kwesi Johnson, Stanley Jordan, Kashif, Eddie Kendrick, Darlene Love, Malopoets, Grandmaster Melle Mel, Michael Monroe (Hanoi Rocks), John Oates, Sunny Okosuns, Bonnie Raitt, Joey Ramone, Lou Reed, Keith Richards, David Ruffin, Run-DMC, Scorpio, Gil Scott-Heron, Shankar, Bruce Springsteen, Zak Starkey, Ringo Starr, Tina B, Pete Townshend, Via Afrika, Tony Williams, Peter Wolf, Ron Wood, Bobby Womack and Little Steven van Zandt.


The Special Committee would like to express its appreciation to all entertainers, actors and artists who openly declared their solidarity with the oppressed people of South Africa by refusing to perform in that country. It is hoped that they will intensify their efforts toward the implementation of the cultural boycott against South Africa.
The Special Committee wishes to place on record its admiration and support to the anti-apartheid organizations in North America, in the Caribbean, Scandinavian and other European countries who have exerted tremendous efforts to encourage entertainers, artists and others whose names appeared on the Register to pledge that they will not perform in South Africa until the abhorrent system of apartheid is dismantled. The Special Committee values greatly their contribution and urges them to continue with the good work to ensure the total isolation of South Africa in the cultural and other fields.




REGISTER OF ENTERTAINERS, ACTORS AND OTHERS WHO HAVE PERFORMED IN APARTHEID SOUTH AFRICA SINCE JANUARY 1981

Argentina
Arnaldo Cohen, pianist Bruno Leonardo Gelber, pianist

Australia
Gary Doherty, ballet dancer Andy Gibb, singer (lives in the United States) Dave Mills, singer Helen Reddy, singer (lives in the United States)

Austria
Murray Dickie, opera conductor Stolz Einzi J.F. Holzleiter, leader of the Salzburger Stierwascher, folk and dance group Grundula Janowitz, soprano Salzburger Stierwascher, folk and dance group Christa Schrammein Heiner Schrammein Uhplattergruppe Westdorf Vienna Boys Choir Berry Walter, baritone singer Erik Werba, piano accompanist

Belgium
Tom van Cauwenberg, ballet dancer Annick Lenelle, trapeze artist * Expressiegroep Vredoni, musical group


Brazil
Vanya Elias-Jos6, pianist


Canada
Ron Alexander, dancer Miguel Brown, dancer Angela Cheng, pianist Marc-Andr6 Hamelin Ick Coo Moon, pianist Galina Samsova, ballet dancer Names marked with an asterisk indicate those who included in the previous Registers.

Denmark
Egon Madsen, ballet dancer

France
Marie-Claire Alain, organist Pierre Cardin, fashion designer Jean Philippe Collard, musician Jacques Delacote, symphony conductor * Maurice Hasson, violinist * Erik Heidsieck, concert 
pianist Johnny Martin, entertainer Lizzy Mercierdescloux, singer Stephane Ode, tumbler * Danille Pascale, cabaret star * Regis Pasquier * Yves Rault, pianist *

Germany, Federal Republic of
Boney M, pop group, composed of the following: Marcia Barrett Frank Farion Liz Mitchell Regie Tsiboe Mazie Williams Michael Borneman, musician Sieglind Bruhn, piano accompanist Nina Burell, dancer (marrried to Scott Burell) lives in the United States) Scott Burell, dancer (lives in the United States) Eurythmeum Stuttgart dance troupe German folk dancers from Reichelsheim (near Frankfurt) Goombay Dance band, reggae group Heino, folk singer Horst Jankowski, pianist Cornelia Kallish, contralto singer Rolf Klose, artist Othmar Maga, conductor Mediumterzeit, music trio Carla Pohl, opera singer (South African-born) * Binette Schroeder, artist Elke Sommer, actress Supermax rock group Stuttgart trio Peter Timmerman The Trachten Gruppe Gschwend Rose Wagermann Christian Zacharias *

Greece
Sonia Carastavrakis, traditional singer Maria Haitas, traditional dancer Isadoras, band Petro Kokokis, bouzouki player, Shiakali Dance Troupe, Cypriot dancers Cathy Paraskevas, traditional dancer Nick Paraskevas, traditional dancer Janis Vakarelis, pianist * Mary Vassilou, teacher of traditional dancers Christalde Vollotis, singer

Iran (Islamic Republic of)
Ali Rahbari, conductor (lives in Austria)


Ireland
Tony Allen, singer * Geraldine Branagan, singer Michael Bryan, singer/songwriter* Margo Burns, singer 
Trevor Burns, singer Phil Coulter, pop music producer Joe Dolan, singer Danny Fisher Showband, musical group Mick Foster, singer * Tom McGrath Dave Monks, singer * Harry Monks, singer * Cissy Stone, band leader/singer

Israel
Daniel Adni, pianist Yardena Arazi, singer * Dalita Atlas, conductor Niv Rami Bar, pianist Daniel Benyamini, orchestra leader Mordechai Ben David, classical music singer Yehoram Gaon, singer/comedian Uzzi Hitman, singer/songwriter Esti Katz, musician Jenny Kessler, opera singer John Kozar, pianist Milka Laks, pianist Dapha Margolin, entertainer Or Akiva, song and dance group
Valery Panov, ballet dancer Galina Panova, ballet dancer Ra'anana Dance Centre Group Rivka Raz, singer-actress Joram Rosov, professor of arts and design * Galina Samsova, ballet dancer * Yoel Shar, entertainer Tzavtaz, folk group Arie Vardi, pianist David Zar, singer/composer Asaf Zehar, pianist


Italy
Laura Antonelli, actress Luigi Alberto Bianchi, viola player Maria Chiara, opera singer The Coro Illersberg Folk Group Fiorenza Cossotta, opera singer Carlo Cossutta, opera singer Princess Ira Furstenberg, actress Marcella Gudeli, pianist Ida Kulanka, mime Giorgio Lamberti, opera singer Elena Mauti-Nunziata, opera singer Francesca Merola, singer * Robert Selvilli, singer * Marina Specifico, mime Ernesto Veronelli, opera singer *


Japan
Yasuli Hayashi, opera singer Yoshinuri Kikuchi, symphony conductor * Mitsuko Shirai, opera singer Yoshimi Takeda, conductor Yoko Watanabe, opera singer *

Republic of Korea
Dong-Suk-Kung Kimera, pop singer (lives in Spain) *

Netherlands
The Folkloristiche Dance Group Heintje (Hein Simons), singer W.F. Hermans Gerard Reve, writer

New Zealand
Ricky May, jazz singer


Paraguay
Los Mensajeros, band


Portugal
Amalia Rodriguez, singer Tony Silva (Herman Jos6) singer/humorist

Puerto Rico
Dax Xenos, singer Joaquim Achucarro, pianist Agrupaci6n Coral de Elizondo Enrique Garcia
Asencio, symphony conductor Fernando Bonegio, guitarist Julia Bonegio, dancer Radl Bonegio, guitarist Montserrat Caball6, opera singer Federico Cerva, dancer Antonio del Castillo, dancer * Luis Dorvis, guitarist Alfredo Kraus, opera singer Mercedes Molina Dance Company (Luisa Cortes, director) Josi Montoya Spanish Dance Theatre Rafael Orazco, pianist Elvira Reyes, dancer* Angel Romero, classical guitarist (lives in the United States)) La Marina Royas, guitarist Esteban Salamanca, flamenco singer Enrique Segovia Pedro Soler, guitarist Valcamba, music group

Sweden
Mary Stavin, actress


Switzerland
Claude 0. Brecht, singer P. Eustorgi, musician L. Glauser, musician

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Janine Andrews, actress Jeffrey Archer, novelist John Arnold, symphony conductor * Frank Barrie, actor Shirley Bassey, singer Simon Bell, singer Michael Bentine, comedian/comic actor Biddu and Orchestra Michael Binss, pianist Joyce Blair, dancer Judy Bowker, actress Paul Bradley (Paul Mal), singer Christine le Brocq, actress Elkie Brooks, singer Ayesha Brough, singer/dancer Chrissey Caine, singer Marti Caine, singer/entertainer Anthony Caro, sculptor Collin Carr, cellist Bruno Carter, ballet dancer * John Casson, actor Christopher Cazanove, actor Dianne Chandler, singer Jean St. Clair, actress Nicholas Clay, actor John Clegg, pianist Shirley Conran, writer Imogen Cooper, pianist Ray Davies, singer * Margaret Eales, soprano singer David Earl, composer * Maria Eldridge, disco dancer Michael Elpchick, actor Annabel Etkind, harpist Duncan Faure, pop musician Faure Faure, television producer Keeley Ford, singer Frederick Forsyth, novelist Philip Fowke, pianist * Edward Fox, actor * Claire Francis, writer and yachtswoman Stuart Gillies, singer Bob Gladwin, entertainment agent * Rudy Glipin, disc jockey Henry Goodman, actor * Kenneth Griffity, actor Pamela Haines, novelist Tony Hart, entertainer Jack Hedley, actor John Helliwell, saxophonist Dickie Henderson, comedian
David Hillman, opera singer Bob Hird, theatrical director Hot Gossip, dance troupe Derek Jones, conductor Evan Jones, musician Jennifer Jones, disco dancer Josephine Jones, soprano singer Nicholas Jones, actor Kasatska Cossacks, dancers Nikki Kelly, actress 
Trevor Kelly, comedian Eddie Kidd, stuntman Adm Kidron, record producer Roger Kitter, comedian K.C. and the Sunshine Band, composed of the following: Deborah Carter Ellis Parker Fermin Goytisolo Dennie Sierra Willie Hall James Taylor Hazel King Edward Webster Thomas Maddox Penny Lane, cabaret artist Richard Lawrence, opera singer Jona Lewis, singer/songwriter John Lillwill, pianist Elizabeth Longford, journalist Richard Loring, singer Derik Malcolm, film critic Illa Malcolmson, dancer Male Voice Choir of Wales / Mary Mason, cabaret artist Peter Maxwell, entertainer Marius May, cellist Tom
McAllister, musician Barry McGrath, dancer Malcolm McLaren, musician Stephanie Mclean, actress Michael Meyer, playwright Midnight Flyers, singing group * Michael Milligan, comedian Kevin Moore, actor Jean Munro-Martin, disco dancer Jimmy Nairn, singer Anthony Newly, entertainer 2/ * Steve Newman, guitarist Mariana Nicolesco, opera singer Margaret Orr, dancer Tim Plewman, actor Rick Podell, comedian Robert Powell, actor * Queen, rock group Katie Rabbett, model Allyson Rees,
actress Peter Rice, stage designer Peter Sarsted, singer Leo Sayer, singer Leonard Schach, film director * Gerald Seymour, novelist * Barry Sheene, actor/entertainer George Sherman, pianist Andrew Smart, dancer Robina Smart, dancer (wife of Andrew Smart) Stella Starr, singer Robert Stephens, actor Ronnie Stevens, actor Shakin' Stevens, rock star * Rod Stewart, singer Russell Stone, singer Jacek Strauch, opera singer * Donald Swann, pianist David Sycamore, ballroom dancer Bernie Taupin, songwriter Brian Torff, bass player Toto Coelo, band Gail Vaughan, singer Timothy Walker, guitarist Dilys Watling, cabaret artist John Watts, actor 
Denise Weavers, ballroom dancer Terry Webster, comedian/cabaret artist Jeff Weston, record distributor Kim Wilde, singer Emlyn Williams
Victor Winding, actor Barbara Woodhouse, dog trainer/ TV personality Mark Wynter, actor Brian Yemm, comedian/singer Anita Young, dancer 


United States of America
Jim Abrahams, film maker America, country rock group, composed of: Gerry Beckley Darvey Bernell Bob Anderson, singer Paul Anka, singer Susan Anton, singer/actress Bellamy Brothers, country music singers C.L. Blast, singer Norman Boehm, pianist Ernest Borgnine, actor Gwen Brisco, singer Shirley Brown, singer Glen Campbell, country music singer Clarence Carter, singer
Ray Charles, singer Cher, singer/actress Rita Coolidge, singer Kelly Danyluk * Valerie Errante, singer Jack Faulla, ballet dancer * Renee Fleming, singer Carla Fontang, jazz trombonist Milos Foreman, film director George Forest Midel Fox, jazz musician Don Francisco, gospel singer Buddy de Franco, clarinetist "Glide", breakdancer, member of the Dynamic Rockers David Golup, pianist *

Jack Gregg, jazz musician Michael Gunt, pianist Susan Haine, dancer David Hasselhof, TV star Richard Hatch Goldie Hawn, actress Joe Henderson, saxophonist Richard Groove Holmes, jazz musician Jimmy Bo Home, singer Susan Howard, actress Peanuts Hucko, jazz clarinetist Suzie Hyde, dancer Janis Ian, singer David Jackson, jazz musician Willie "Gator" Jackson, jazz musician Marine Jahana, dancer Oliver Johnson, jazz musician Jack Jones, singer Sue Jorgensen, ice skater* Howard Keel, actor/singer Fern Kinney Louis Lane, symphony conductor Jaime Laredo, violinist Liberace, pianist/singer Love Machine, dancers and singers Ann Margaret, actress-singer Barry Martin, dancer
Johnny Matthis, singer Kevin Elliot Maynor, opera singer Mighty Clouds of Joy, gospel singers Liza Minelli, actress/singer Ella Mitchell, gospel singer Marion Vernett Moore, opera singer The New York Barbers' Shop and Agrupaci6n Coral de Elizando Linda Oliphant, singer Charles Pace Alan J. Pakula, film director Dolly Parton, country singer Peter Mancer Dancers and Reborn Russell Peters, pianist Jack du Pree, singer Tim Reid, "Venus Flytrap", TV star Linda Ronstadt, rock singer Telly "Kojak" Savalas, actor Shirley Scott, singer Neil Sedaka, singer 
Sharon Shackleford Sha Na Na, rock group Frank Sinatra, singer Diana Solomon, singer Candi Staton, singer Dakota Staton, jazz musician Joseph Swenson, violinist Buddy Tate, jazz saxophonist John Thomas, jazz musician Stanley Turrentine, jazz artist Leo Variety, leader of Variations Band Village People, band Lovelace Watkins, singer "Wavey" legs, breakdancer, member of the Dynamic Rockers Ronny Whyte, pianist Aaron Williams, ventriloquist Willy, juggler William C. Witter, actor Robert Wright Oxana Yablonskaya, pianist * Robert Yokabaskas, ice skater * Saul Zaentz, film director Mark Zeltser, pianist Efren Zimbalist, actor Mike Zwerin, jazz musician

Nationality unknown
Tonkins Anderson, dancer * Basia, musician Edgar Cosma * Eva Graubin, conductor Steven de Groote Caroline Hallet, actress * Janusz, musician Klaus Kanngiesser, cellist Kopezynski, musician Rainier Kussman, violinist Claudia Leoni, dancer * Nadav Tel-Oren Dimitri Sitkovetsky, violinist * Sharron Strime, dancer * Bryan Watson, dancer * Toni White, actress * Victor Yampolsky, conductor


The following were listed as coming from "Taiwan":
Lydia Wong, violinist* Tang Yun, violinist*

A_ The Welsh Anti-Apartheid Movement campaigned against any co-operation by the International Eisteddfod Committee- with headquarters in Llangollen, Wales- with the Roodepoort International Eisteddfod of South Africa and appealed for a boycott of Welsh singers. The Chairman, Mr. Noel Bowen, and the honorary secretary, Mr. I. Morris-Jones, of the International Eisteddfod Committee, visited South Africa to advise the organizers of the Roodepoort International Eisteddfod of South Africa. As a result, two established Welsh choirs decided not to go to South Africa and several local education authorities refused leave for their employees to go on the tour. Mr. Stuart Weaving, a wealthy British businessman, then offered to finance the tour and, through public advertisements, organized a group of 69 Welsh choristers to perform in Roodepoort and tour South Africa. All members of the Welsh Choir registered in South African hotels as "Jones". The British Anti Apartheid Movement, however, obtained and provided the following incomplete list of names to the Special Committee against Apartheid:
Cymbach
Caldicott and District
D.B. Davies (Secretary) Ossie Davies William Davis (former m Ted Fry Andrew Gordon Martin James Ken Jones Malcolm Jones Allan Lloyd Mao Matthews John Merriman (ex-Chairl Tom Millard Gwyn Owen Allan Ponting David Rhys Arwyn Richards Noel Smith Emlyn Thomas Dereck Williams David Chown Alan Collins Glyn Cooper Hayden Davies (Public Relations Officer) Alun Evans (Vice-President) Olivia Franklin David Gould Tony Hancock Tom Hole Gerald Hughes Colin Jones (Committee member) Ken Lewis Aldwyn Pugh Allan Rowles David Stocker (Committee member) Idris Windos G. Harris Gwilym Rhys Jones Gwynoy Jones Danny Leahie Collin Leonard John Morgan Evan Roberts David W. Thomas Froncysyllte Barry Strutt 2/ He was scheduled to perform in December 1984; it is not certain whether he did.



Annex I
DELETIONS FROM THE REGISTER
Since the first "Register of entertainers, actors and others who have performed in apartheid South Africa" was published in October 1983, the Centre against Apartheid has received pledges from the following persons, whose names had appeared in the Register, that they would no longer perform in South Africa. Their names have, therefore, been deleted from the present Register:


Rolf Harris, bass baritone singer Kalevi Olli, bass baritone singer Cecille Ousset, pianist Yannis Markopoulos, composer Nana Mouskouri, singer Elsa Verghi, actress Nicos Xanthopoulos, singer Mitch T. Mitchell, singer Mary O'Hara, singer Hal Roche, comedian Lydia Mordkovitch, violinist Ingrid Bjoner, opera singer Einar Steen-Nokleberg, singer Julio Iglesias, singer Nicolai Gedda, opera singer Silvia Marcovici, violinist Andreas Vollenweider, musician Air Supply, pop group Christian Blackshaw, pianist Robert Cohen, cellist Francis Grier, musician Maurice Handford, symphony conductor Elton John, singer Cliff Richard, pop singer Janusz Piotrowicz Stechley Bonnie Tyler, singer Rick Wakeman, rock star George Benson, jazz musician Brook Benton, jazz musician Shelley Berman, comedian Chicago, rock group Chick Corea, jazz musician "Divine" (Harris Glen Milstead),
comedian Peter Eros, Symphony conductor Terry Gibbs, jazz vibraphonist Howard Hessman, TV star Millie Jackson, singer Gary Karr, bass virtuoso Audrey Landers, singer/actress Judity Landers,  singer/actress Michael Love (Beach Boys) Barry Manilow, singer Curtis Mayfield, singer  Stephanie Mills, singer  Ruggiero Ricci, violinist  Kenny Rogers, country music singer Staple Singers Jimmy Smith, jazz pianist  
Tina Turner, rock singer  Carl Wilson (Beach Boys) Pia Zadora, actress

Although the name of the Osmond Brothers does not appear in the Register, they apparently toured South Africa in 1980. However, the Centre against Apartheid has received a pledge from the Osmond Brothers, Marie Osmond and Donny Osmond, that they will not visit that country again as long as the apartheid system prevails. Their names, henceforth, are included in the list of those who have pledged not to appear in apartheid South Africa.

Thursday

Amongst Sin


"Twelve American nuns have been suspended from their convent after going on an alcohol and sex fueled holiday. The women, all aged between 22 and 31, went on the Club 18-30 holiday without telling anyone where they were going. On returning from the debauched break last week they immediately found themselves in hot water with the mother-superior. During the two week trip it has been claimed the nuns slept with a total of 43 men between them. When quizzed about where they'd been every single one of the holy women confessed to what they had been up to. Amazingly the 12 ladies tried to excuse their behaviour by claiming they wanted to experience sin."

Well I read that and my jaw just dropped.  This is nothing short of obscene: if there are twelve of them then it's not 'between', now is it?  It has to be 'among'!
What the fuck is wrong with these Tabloid Writers?  Are there no standards at all any more?

Seemingly not.



UPDATE
We're both wrong.
The correct preposition is "amongst".

The Great VD

The Tutor:  "VD is a run-of-the-mill product of our mass-media consumptive democracy - and no mistake.  With no discernible and distinctive contribution to make to the history of her species, she is quite satisfied to simply accumulate money and seduce men.  She is content to thrive "el flagrante" as a degenerate child of Eros - and constantly mistake appearance for reality - like Jay Gatsby.  Female but not womanly and living on threadbare ideals.  She is without beauty, without virtue, without even the slightest independence of spirit."


Me:  "I don't care. I don't have to. I'm VD."

Saturday

An Unfamiliar Mode of Consumption

The Tutor has graciously volunteered to hold the bag and tube for me as I partake of my sacred Baalche / Balche in the traditional fashion.

Monday

What The Butler Saw


.... I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds

A rather questionable copy of an Arne Jacobson office chair.

Tuesday

Fit For One Who Sits And Cries


Me:  "You were around back then, right?  Weren't you a Warhol Superstar wannabe?"

The Tutor:  "I was?  What of it?"

Me:  "Nothing really.  It's just I was curious if you ever slept with that Christa Päffgen fräulein.  It seems everyone else did."

The Tutor:  "Nothing ever happened between us, VD.  Honest liebchen.
I've told you time and time again, she liked her lovers half-dead - you know, like Lou Reed.
I was much too effervescent for her."


This is, of course, a complete fiction.  That hure was at least two decades older than The Tutor - and he hates Warhol with a passion.  Nevertheless, how could you not love the riveting dread of her fine monotonic tomb-like and raspy vocals in the old classic, All Tomorrow's Parties?  Of certain interest is the revelation that The Tutor - after admiring the song for almost 40 years - only discovered in 2012 that the vocalist was actually female and not a lisping Lou Reed!  Can you believe it?
Me = VD = ALT-F = Pudenda Non Grata




UPDATE

Fuck off.  Go read The Bell Jar you poseur.
The Tutor = Bilious C. Pudenda

Life is Great!


The Tutor:  "It seems I drink as if there is not only no tomorrow, but hardly anything left of today.  Should I be worried?"

Me:  "That line, so reflective of the time-is-of-the-essence school of inebriation, is a thing of beauty, unbridled clarity, and representative of a philosophy I once fully embraced.  Fortunately for my liver, these days I don't partake very often.  Perhaps this new-found restraint explains my current state of nagging optimism which seems to have clouded my general view of mankind and "life" in general."

Monday

That Maxine "Poopy-Faced Fascist" Bernier is an arse


https://twitter.com/MaximeBernier/status/1028801989038231552
A twittercritter pronouncement

Nu?

If by the pronoun "us" in the first sentence the Hitler-Youth-diddling arse is referring to all Canadians of voting age and proclivity (henceforth "CVs")(1), then presumably each and every one little, two little, three little CVs can count themselves members of at least one tribe(2), if not more.  Since every single puck-slapping and maple-eating CV is a member of at least one tribe then all CVs, through this tribal affliliation, may avail themselves of the largess of The Right Honorable Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada's(3) extreme multiculturalism and culting diversity and become de facto tribal dependents.  Whether they like it or not, then, all CVs have become political clienteles and are necessarily purchased(4) with much-maligned Taxpayer money!

Wait a minute.......
Is not almost every blessed CV, no matter her, his or their tribal affiliation, also a former, current or future Taxpayer?
Is not almost every former, current or future Taxpayer also a Tribal CV?(5)
Therefore, do not all Canadians benefit from a government so constituted with these proffered special privileges?
I am confused.
Is this arse a secret covert Liberal tout?
'Tis a good thing I can't vote.

The fascist arse need not worry about the idiocy of this pronouncement of his, 'cause as the very famous politician Adolf Hitler from days of yore oft' mused:  "How fortunate it is for Governments that the people do not think."  The in-bred morons who abide this arse's nonsense consider themselves to be The Taxpayers, or 'US'  and the 'Not-at-all-like-us' are the Tribes, or 'THEM' and these Venn sets do not intersect!


NOTES

(1)  And if the arse does not mean to include all Canadians in the use of the pronoun 'us', then, to whom is he referring?  Oh dear!  Could it be?  Dare I say it?  The white folk of northern European descent?  Say it ain't so, Joe.  Say it ain't so!

(2)  From the Latin 'tribus': a cohesive ethnopolitical unit?  Or does the arse really mean to describe a Band(from the Old Norse or Middle French 'band'): a group of people bound or bonded together by a shared egalitarian sociopolitical organisation and belief structure. Either way, the arse betrays a poor understanding of indigenous political practices and the fluid nature of traditional social structures.  You know, it kinda makes sense, him being an elitist and all.  Innit? 

(3)  It doesn't hurt to be polite and refer to the current Prime Minister of Canada by the correct written 'Style of Address'.  This twittercritter arse is rather rude.  Yeah?

(4)  Proud citizens of the frozen wasteland of Soviet Canuckistan cannot be bought, however, they are easily leased.  Most of the lessors also covet any lease-hold improvements freely made available by the lessee through the usual conduit of Canada's major Pharmaceutical companies.

(5)  One could have a wonderful time with a series of Venn diagrams describing the relationships between the various tribes, taxpayers, taxpaying tribals and tribal taxpayers who frequent Canada's fair domain.
Those who find themselves members of all four tribes inhabit the intersection of all four sets which represents the anal sphincter muscle part of the 'looks-like-a-vulva' Venn diagram.  Innit?

Friday



Not to mention Burt fucking Bacharach


Carnal Ignorance (1)

The Tutor has the hots for this chick.  She is not available.  
Apparently (2)


So instead, The Tutor will suffice it with:

I loves me the gloves!
Michael Jackson can fuck off, Yeah?


(1)  With apologies to Jack, Art, Ann-Margaret, and Candice.
(2)  She is 1 year younger than The Tutor's father.



Innit?


P.S.  Ha!

Saturday

Quick Tuna Salad Sandwich Recipe


INGREDIENTS
Produce
Olives – 20 pimento-stuffed about 1.5 cm wide
Dill Pickles – 5 about 8 cm long, 2.5 cm wide 
Carrot – 1 about 15 cm long, 4 cm diameter at wide end
Kale – 100 grammes – leaves only, thick stems removed
Onion – 1 about 8 cm diameter
Garlic – 7 cloves
Tomato – 1 about 10 cm in diameter
Flesh
Tuna – 1 can about 120 grammes net, well drained with compression
Sardines – 1 can about 100 grammes net, well drained
Spices
Pepper – 15 ml fresh-ground black pepper
Wet Goods
Mustard – 60 ml yellow prepared mustard
Mayonnaise – 180 ml
Sriracha Sauce – 30 ml
Caesar Salad Dressing – 30 ml
Dry Goods
Baker’s Bran Hard Red wheat – 15 ml
Golden Flax Seed – 15 ml
Sunflower Seed raw – 5 ml
Pumpkin Seed raw – 5 ml
Sesame Seed – 5 ml
Poppy Seed – 5 ml
Chia Seed – 5 ml

METHOD
Step One
Combine all Dry Goods, mix well and grind for 6 seconds in a quality electric coffee bean grinder.  Place aside in a small bowl.
Step Two
Slice open sardines in the bottom of a very large mixing bowl.  Remove the spines and place on the side of the mixing bowl for separate processing. Mash the sardines with the tines of a fork.  Mash the spine until it becomes a paste. Remove the spinal column ‘thread’ and discard being careful not to remove any of the calcium-rich crushed vertebrae.
Flake the well-drained tuna into the large mixing bowl and stir to mix with the sardine flesh and ‘spine paste’
Step Three
Combine the Dry Goods prepared in Step One with the Flesh prepared in Step Two in that very same large mixing bowl and stir to mix well and put aside.
Step Four
Julienne the Carrot using a vegetable peeler onto a cookie sheet.
Tear the Kale into 5 cm square pieces onto the cookie sheet with the carrots.
Process the Carrot and Kale in a quality manual Food Processor (or chop very, very finely).  Process to a fine dry ‘mulch’ – NOT a wet paste.  Place in the large mixing bowl with the Flesh and Dry Goods and stir to mix.
Step Five
Slice each olive into a minimum of 6 small pieces. Place in the large mixing bowl and stir to mix.
Dice Dill Pickles into 5 mm cubes. Place in the large mixing bowl and stir to mix.
Dice Onion into 2 mm cubes. Place in the large mixing bowl and stir to mix.
Dice Garlic into 2 mm cubes.  Place in the large mixing bowl and stir to mix.
Dice tomato into 5 mm cubes.  Place in the large mixing bowl and stir to mix.
Step Six
Add the Wet Goods and the pepper to all the previously well mixed ingredients in the large mixing bowl and mix/fold until a pasty aggregate consistency is attained.
Step Seven
Make about 8 sandwiches.


Me:  "Query?  How long does this take?"

The Tutor:  "About two and a half hours."

Me:  "Oh Dear.  Slow Food then?



Tuesday

The Original Lyrics?


Get out in the fields
And fight for your meals
And get your back into my living
I don’t need the light
To prove I’m white
I don’t need to be embarrassed

Don’t lie
Don’t raise your eye
‘Cause I gots white man’s privilege

The Young Rostov Girl

I always believed that only Audrey could play Natasha....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7PLRmnFOls


But then I discovered Lyudmila.......


This fair, young devotchka is the very essence of Tolstoy's Natasha Rostova.

P.S.  Lyudmila was born in 1942 in Leningrad.  That's right, during the siege.  How romantic is that?


Monday

Sesquipedalia Is Awesome!

The Tutor:  "You're a smarmy and sybaritic sylph of sycophantic sluttery VD.  What can I say?"

Me:  "What?"

The Tutor:  "What's the matter?  Do big words frighten you?"

Me:  "Only big, foreign words, I think.  Coming over here, filling up our sentences and keeping our good, honest indigenous words under-employed........."

The Tutor:  "I hate you."

Me:  "I know."

Tuesday

Chicks!

The Tutor likes this:


I like this:


It seems, we both like both,

Innit?

Wednesday

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy



The Tutor:  "I love this song!"

Me:  "You know they're gayers, right?"

The Tutor:  "No way!  That's vicious Trump propaganda!  Fake news!"

Me:  "Oh dear,  I suppose you also believe Lola by The Kinks is about a hot chick, right?

The Tutor - stunned silence - "ermmm, no?"

Duelling Cunts


The Tutor Sings:
Hurricane ALT F Girl, fucked upon the hill,
Hurricane ALT F Girl, sounding very shrill.
Is she worthy? I don't think so.
Is she thinking? Yes, very slow.
Whatcha doing, ALT F Girl, you cunt?
Hurricane  ALT F Girl, rims a dappled mare,
Hurricane ALT F Girl, semen in her hair.
Is she oozing? Yes, I think so.
Is she horrid? Yes, ever so.
Whatcha doing ALT F Girl, you cunt?
Hurricane  ALT F Gir-rl
Hurricane  ALT F Gir-rl
Hurricane  ALT F Girl
Boop Boop.


The Boop Boop made it kismet doncha think?


I responded:
Mares are female horses, idiot.

The Tutor rejoined with:
Female horses over the age of three actually - unless they are thoroughbreds - then it's four.
And here I thought the restorative act of rimming was, anatomically speaking, gender neutral?
But I defer to you in matters concerning all things equine.
I's such a silly filly.
"Is she thinking? Yes, very slow."
Neigh, whinny and clippity-clop indeed


I further stated:
Your next line involves semen, does it not? Sorry for thinking you had flow, Tennyson.

The Tutor dug his grave deeper with:
Semen, like our love, comes in spurts. It doesn't flow; nor should my poetry.

Someone had blunder'd:
Yours not to make reply,
Yours not to reason why,
Yours but to rim and die:
Unto the sphincter of death
Oozed the dull ALT-F.


Okay!
Okay!
You're right.  In the original tune those two lines are connected in content.
I'll change the lyric to:


"Hurricane ALT F Girl, rims a dappled hare,"


Better now?


I pronounced the coup de grâce:
Yes. I love bunnies!

The Tutored pouted:
I hate you!

I wallowed in victory:
Peel me a grape!


Apologies to Donovan for soiling his masterpiece, "Jennifer Juniper".

Confessional

The Tutor:  My experience with NYC is not that expansive I’m afraid – mostly visits in an employment capacity to that architectural eyesore on the corner of First and East 42nd.  Leslie, the dear woman, has always been my chaperon whenever the two of us find ourselves concurrently in NYC, and by extension, Turtle Bay.  It was she who introduced me to the night life and the various venues where one is less, or more, likely to survive the evening’s festivities.  We Canadians are a frightfully cautious lot and Leslie, braving as she does the hurricanes, sinkholes and murder rate in New Orleans – her home port – and as an Honourary Masshole, is just the ticket.  And she is wicked Ginger arm candy.
My first date with the lovely and talented VD, coincidentally also in NYC, initially transpired much as any date might.  Though it was not really a date, we were, and remain, more ‘Partners in Crime’ than anything else.  At the restaurant, she proceeded to order everything on the menu - I was paying you see.  A tremendous amount of food, and wine arrived at our table.  I was expecting an equine feed bag to arrive as well, at some point.  She consumed all of the food and wine – including half the free bread sticks!  This five-foot-nothing Asian woman-child consumed more at that one sitting than I normally consume in three days!  I could not help but remark, “Goodness, Dr. M., do you eat like this at home?”  To which she responded, between mouthfuls, “No, but then they don’t expect to fuck me after dinner”.
I mean, how could you not just love to bits a woman like that?
She left with her bodyguard in Daddy’s Limo.  I took the subway."

Me:  "That's not how I remember it."

The Tutor:  "How so?"

Me:  "You stuck me with the bill."

The Tutor:  "Right, I remember that now."

Sway me smooth Sway me now





I am the loverly lady in the yellow on Jeanette's right.


Saturday

More of the Same


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
Okay, I had to engage in a fuck-of-a-lot of research to understand this post and frankly, yawny, yawny, cunt, cunt.
It is not often that I am grateful I am not a Baby Boomer, but this time, I surely am.


Anonymous LC A S said...
In recognition of my talents, I shall deign smooches on your visage ;)


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
Dearest LC A S,

Assuming you are addressing me, and let's be honest who wouldn't be, ask the fair SG what I think about the use of punctuation happy faces in verbiage ostensibly addressed to me.

Please to notice the deliberate misspelling of your name.
Interesting use of the word 'deign' without the preposition 'to'.  I trust this debasement will not be too unpleasant?


Anonymous LC A S said...
Actually, I was addressing my friend SG, who addressed me in the title of his post.

I don't know you, so it would have been rather crass for me to address you in such a manner.

Not to worry. I shall not address you again.


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
Liar!
In fact, not only will you address me again, you will increase the frequency of when you do.  Then, you will begin to attempt to undress me.
As you are a pompous cunt, I reckon I will probably let you.


OpenID xbrudtb.com said...
Did someone forget their meds today?


Blogger Dave C said...
Someone is off her meds today.  And it's not LC.


OpenID xbrudtb.com said...
Dave C, concur.


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
Oh how clever.
I did not forget my medications.  Unlike you cunts, I can write my own scripts.  The problem was a nasty contraindication and 'administration of medication' error - I took a suppository orally.


Anonymous GMLind said...
ALTC - some folks just don't know their place around here.
Your's is in the kitchen, bitch.  Get in their and get back to work and shut that yap that is letting all that moronic drivel spill out of.


OpenID jayinames said...
Sammichs, where are they?


Anonymous Tiberius said...
Oh look.  The aquarian cunt thinks it is people


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
Oh dear.
Before I completely eviscerate the lot of you old white male cunts, I will need Mr. SG's permission.  It is going to be a bloody mess with the debris of shattered old-white-guy egos knee deep.
Do I have your blessing Mr. Soylent?

GMLind dribbled,

".......Your's is in the kitchen, bitch......."

Indeed. I quite like it there. Please to address me properly though; it's fucking bitch you thalidomide stump sucker. Best you get your milquetoast derogations upgraded, 'cause one fuck of a prolapsed and thrush festooned cunt is about to open the Gates of Hell on your sorry sagging arse white boy!

".........and shut that yap that is letting all that moronic drivel spill out of........"

You mean, "and shut that yap out of which all that moronic drivel is spilling"?  You are indeed an unlettered cuntribbit, ain't ya?  Are you not aware that ending a sentence in a preposition is something up with which Sir Winston and I will not put?


Dearest Tiberius. Are you aware that your Roman Emperor namesake had little fishes swim underwater and nibble on his genitals when he was bathing in his pool in his palace on the Isle of Capri? His little fishes were all little boys by the way.

jayinames?
You're a dullard who can't spell. I dismiss you outright.


Blogger Dave C said...
ALTC.

TL;DR


Comment deleted
This comment has been removed by the author.


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
That was me above.  I made far too many errors involving wayward chevrons.  It was best that the comment be removed from the state of human knowledge.

Dave C,

Don't you mean Too Literate; Couldn't Read?

TL;CR

Be honest, you'll feel better.


Blogger Dave C said...
You're saying words but all I'm hearing is, "Memememememememememe"


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
Actually I am pixellating words, there is no audio involved. Accordingly, you are not actually hearing anything either, except perhaps the sound of your scrotum tightening as you re-absorb your testicles like a Sumo wrestler does for protection.
Your cognitively puerile perception of "Me-ad infinitum" is curiously enough, quite correct.

Now dance for me little man.


Blogger Critter said...
Methinks Cuddles is missing her/its nightly dose of 10cc's of Thorazine.


Blogger SG said...
ALTC--You chose...poorly.
LC A S is not a "cunt" in your Brit Twit-argot sense, and certainly not in the Mercan sense.  SHE is Seraphim, merely disguising herself as a machete-wielding, multilingual Mercan mom.
I suspect, but thankfully have not confirmed, that another of her avatars is Kali.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Wow, all this twat had to do was click the link, make a comment about assuming, and moved on.  LC A S's reference was there in the comment.  But noo....she gets called a liar.
By a spastic idiot who then has the nerve to loose her 3 brain cells to everyone else.  What a maroon.


Blogger Paulie said...
Don't know if I should join this fray, as usually I simply lurk and enjoy the site… but I have to say that I am laughing out loud at ALTC's screeds.

Gotta give credit where credit is due, and I suspect that LC A S would agree.


Anonymous jam2 said...
http://gizmodo.com/5873503/why-we-troll
SG, nice site ya got goin' on!
LC A S, you're the best-


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
Apologies, SG, I mean no disrespect.  Nor do I harbour any malice of intent.  I would direct you and all your readers to the comment above from one Paulie.
Indeed she, as she must be a she, understands my hyperbolic word salads in the way they are ALWAYS intended.
I believe that if I were to append a punctuation happy-face to the terminus of one of my screeds, the meaning(s) of my dross would be apparent to most.  I do not do this because I consider it an insult to the bright folks for whom I pixellate and who comprehend my crap without this most pedestrian of clues.

One last kick at the can, though.....

The brave Anonymous Anonymous above bleated,

"......But noo....she gets called a liar.  By a spastic idiot who then has the nerve to loose her 3 brain cells to everyone else.
What a maroon......."

The exclamatory riposte, "Liar!" to the fair Ms. LC A S's declarative, "Not to worry. I shall not address you again." is a perfect example of how an affix of a punctuation happy-face would have helped others to correctly read my intention.  I would have thought, though, that my comment directly following the "Liar!" comment would have given the bright folks a clue.  As for your assertion of my spastic idiocy, you are only half correct.  I am indeed spastic, grossly so, but an idiot  I think not.  Idiots - those who would score between 0 and 50 on a Standardised IQ test - cannot be taught to read and write.  Now an Imbecile - those who would score between 50 and 70 on a Standardised IQ test - can be taught, with great difficulty, to read and write.  I think that I have successfully demonstrated my ability to both read and write.  I think it only apropos to consider me at least, at a minimum, a high-functioning Imbecile or perhaps even a border-line Moron (those who would score between 70 and 90 on a Standardised IQ test) if you would like to be generous.


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
Oh I forgot,
:) :)
;)

:p

I don't know how to do them!


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Tsk, tsk...my name is Staky...many posting here know me and also know why I wouldn't create an account.  Has nothing to do with courage...so knock it off.  Set that shovel aside, step aside and climb out of that hole.

And scoring way above average on standardized IQ tests...I can say this after socializing with people from all walks of life...you can be "intellectually smart" but a "fill in the blank" idiot.  I've seen many low IQ folks with incredible common sense.  Many people consider idiots people who lack common sense.  This isn't some white paper on IQs, it's a freaking blog post about God-freaking-zilla for goodness sakes!!

I think it is a far conclusion to call your reaction spastic...same as knee jerk reaction or "shoot first, aim later"...it's semantics.  When people socially put their "proverbial" foot in thy mouth, I personally think this is idiocy...kind of along the lines of the term an intellectual idiot.

So may I leave you with a kind suggestions and I will gladly revoke my claim you are an idiot (at least a social one), my I "bravely" suggest you just say you apologize for being a rude "cunt" (using the term you refer to yourself...not one I like to use freely...it makes people bristle in my social circles so I try not to get to comfortable with so it becomes something not part of my regular vocab).  I refrain from any sarcasm, abrasive chatter and other oddities to people who don't know me because it prevents unfortunate circumstances such as this.  I'm quite after people will stop thinking of you as socially retarded.

You may find the group that rallies around LC A S and call her friend appreciate creative invective when used appropriately.  Just saying.

LC Staky BGOR


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...

"....it makes people bristle in my social circles so I try not to get to comfortable with so it becomes something not part of my regular vocab....."

You mean "too", right?






Upon sober reflection, I reckon I could have been a tad more yielding and less Non U to the fine LC A S in my riposte to her direct rebuttal to me - especially her penultimate sentence; that was decidedly U.  Then again, my bon mot to her was conditional and my subsequent raillery of, "Liar!" so outrageous only the cognitively impaired, or Yank-fucks/Brit-fucks, would take me to be serious.  Of course I did not know at the time I was beguiling a sister with my proprietary hyperbolically profane coquetry.  She seems also to have recognized my gimmick as just that in her later response to Paulie.  LC A S will "give credit when it is due."  Now that's the spirit!  The subtle derogation of the word salads of yours truly!  I love it!  This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
I am concerned about LC Staky BGOR though, she seems a tad thick.  Freaking sarcasm and freaking satire from someone 'unknown' seems to escape LC Staky BGOR.  Just saying.