Me: "I've just met a new and potentially 'pleasant diversion'. This lark has informed me that he, among other attributes, wields with abandon a weaponized 10 inch penis!
And he's rich!
This bodes well for at least one lushly appointed tryst with all manner of high-threadcount fun!"
The Tutor: "Now if that is to be believed, I shall henceforth endeavor to keep your cervix in my thoughts and prayers."
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