......................................I was once known as Aquarians Love To Fuck (ALT-F). I am now Vagina Dentata (VD)......................................


Thursday

Nephew not a Fag

This is my new nephew, Des or Baz or Jez, or something. Or Peregrine.

He’s five days old already. They do grow up fast, don’t they? It seems like only yesterday that he was four days old.

No sign of him being a fag yet, thank God.

UPDATE!
To protect the infant's privacy, I have replaced his photo with a photo of Paul Hogan, the well-known heterosexual.

Wednesday

Anarchy In The U.K.

I am often asked why it is that only the British could come up with "Punk" music.  Punk culture, as we have seen, rejected association with the mainstream by expressing youthful rebellion violently.  By adopting distinctive styles and adornment ensconced in a variety of anti-authoritarian ideologies, they triumphed.

But why only from Britain and nowhere else??


Well, simply, it's because the British hate their fucking children (Ed note:  And who wouldn't?).

The Limey cunts ship them off to boarding schools and when these rectally haemorrhaging warriors from the playing fields of Eton graduate, the kids are not alright - they rebel, drink cider and rock the casbah.

The Italians, those olive-oil-loving bastardos, they amore their children to fucking death.  So much so the males are kept as willing prisoners at home, looked after by Mama, until they are in their mid-nineties!  No Punk comes from Italy - just pizza pie-like moons and O Sole fucking Mio.

The Swiss don't have children, the sour cunts.
Instead, through parthenogenesis, they give life to humourless bags of adipose tissue and protoplasm.
Scarcely the environment needed to give rise to disaffected youth - no Punk Appenzell dirges here.
Nothing but cuckoo clocks, chocolate and chocolate cuckoo clocks - and alliteration.

The Germans, those master-fucking-race cunts, don't have children either.  They machine-tool the little scheißens in a Krupp Armaments factory, and churn out horrid efficient and industrious mini-Hitlers.  99 Luftballoons is the extent of their rebellion.

The Americans are children.

America Hates Learning!

Speaking of non sequiturs that are not only blatantly not causative they are not even correlative, I proffer the following:

James Garfield, the 20th President of the United States of America, devised his own novel proof of the Pythagorean Theorem – something not often done since, well, Pythagoras. He was also fully ambidextrous. It was said that if you asked him a question he could write the answer in Latin with one hand and in Greek with the other – simultaneously!

And they shot him for this!!??!!??!!

America’s hatred for learning goes way back.

To wit:

J. Danforth Quayle, the 44th Vice President of the United States of America, is quoted as saying:

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."

The American Education System, over the last 60 years, has gone from teaching Latin and Greek in high school to being forced to teach remedial English in college – and to her sons and daughters for whom English is vernacular!
This is why the 21st Century will belong to us Mongoloids, not you damn Librul Caucasoids – we value learning, even above personal liberty.
Scientia Potens Est
Knowledge Is Power!