Anarchy In The U.K.

I am often asked why it is that only the British could come up with "Punk" music.  Punk culture, as we have seen, rejected association with the mainstream by expressing youthful rebellion violently.  By adopting distinctive styles and adornment ensconced in a variety of anti-authoritarian ideologies, they triumphed.

But why only from Britain and nowhere else??

Well, simply, it's because the British hate their fucking children (Ed note:  And who wouldn't?).
The Limey cunts ship them off to boarding schools and when these rectally haemorrhaging warriors from the playing fields of Eton graduate, the kids are not alright - they rebel, drink cider and rock the casbah.

The Italians, those olive-oil-loving bastardos, they amore their children to fucking death.  So much so the males are kept as willing prisoners at home, looked after by Mama, until they are in their mid-nineties!  No Punk comes from Italy - just pizza pie-like moons and O Sole fucking Mio.

The Swiss don't have children, the sour cunts.
Instead, through parthenogenesis, they give life to humourless bags of adipose tissue and protoplasm.
Scarcely the environment needed to give rise to disaffected youth - no Punk Appenzell dirges here.
Nothing but cuckoo clocks, chocolate and chocolate cuckoo clocks - and alliteration.

The Germans, those master-fucking-race cunts, don't have children either.  They machine-tool the little scheißens in a Krupp Armaments factory, and churn out horrid efficient and industrious mini-Hitlers.  99 Luftballoons is the extent of their rebellion.

The Americans are children.