Sway me smooth Sway me now

I am the loverly lady in the yellow on Jeanette's right.

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Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
Okay, I had to engage in a fuck-of-a-lot of research to understand this post and frankly, yawny, yawny, cunt, cunt.
It is not often that I am grateful I am not a Baby Boomer, but this time, I surely am.


Anonymous LC A S said...
In recognition of my talents, I shall deign smooches on your visage ;)


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
Dearest LC A S,

Assuming you are addressing me, and let's be honest who wouldn't be, ask the fair SG what I think about the use of punctuation happy faces in verbiage ostensibly addressed to me.

Please to notice the deliberate misspelling of your name.
Interesting use of the word 'deign' without the preposition 'to'.  I trust this debasement will not be too unpleasant?


Anonymous LC A S said...
Actually, I was addressing my friend SG, who addressed me in the title of his post.

I don't know you, so it would have been rather crass for me to address you in such a manner.

Not to worry. I shall not address you again.


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
Liar!
In fact, not only will you address me again, you will increase the frequency of when you do.  Then, you will begin to attempt to undress me.
As you are a pompous cunt, I reckon I will probably let you.


OpenID xbrudtb.com said...
Did someone forget their meds today?


Blogger Dave C said...
Someone is off her meds today.  And it's not LC.


OpenID xbrudtb.com said...
Dave C, concur.


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
Oh how clever.
I did not forget my medications.  Unlike you cunts, I can write my own scripts.  The problem was a nasty contraindication and 'administration of medication' error - I took a suppository orally.


Anonymous GMLind said...
ALTC - some folks just don't know their place around here.
Your's is in the kitchen, bitch.  Get in their and get back to work and shut that yap that is letting all that moronic drivel spill out of.


OpenID jayinames said...
Sammichs, where are they?


Anonymous Tiberius said...
Oh look.  The aquarian cunt thinks it is people


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
Oh dear.
Before I completely eviscerate the lot of you old white male cunts, I will need Mr. SG's permission.  It is going to be a bloody mess with the debris of shattered old-white-guy egos knee deep.
Do I have your blessing Mr. Soylent?

GMLind dribbled,

".......Your's is in the kitchen, bitch......."

Indeed. I quite like it there. Please to address me properly though; it's fucking bitch you thalidomide stump sucker. Best you get your milquetoast derogations upgraded, 'cause one fuck of a prolapsed and thrush festooned cunt is about to open the Gates of Hell on your sorry sagging arse white boy!

".........and shut that yap that is letting all that moronic drivel spill out of........"

You mean, "and shut that yap out of which all that moronic drivel is spilling"?  You are indeed an unlettered cuntribbit, ain't ya?  Are you not aware that ending a sentence in a preposition is something up with which Sir Winston and I will not put?

Dearest Tiberius. Are you aware that your Roman Emperor namesake had little fishes swim underwater and nibble on his genitals when he was bathing in his pool in his palace on the Isle of Capri? His little fishes were all little boys by the way.

jayinames?
You're a dullard who can't spell. I dismiss you outright.


Blogger Dave C said...
ALTC.

TL;DR


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Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
That was me above.  I made far too many errors involving wayward chevrons.  It was best that the comment be removed from the state of human knowledge.

Dave C,

Don't you mean Too Literate; Couldn't Read?

TL;CR

Be honest, you'll feel better.


Blogger Dave C said...
You're saying words but all I'm hearing is, "Memememememememememe"


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
Actually I am pixellating words, there is no audio involved. Accordingly, you are not actually hearing anything either, except perhaps the sound of your scrotum tightening as you re-absorb your testicles like a Sumo wrestler does for protection.
Your cognitively puerile perception of "Me-ad infinitum" is curiously enough, quite correct.

Now dance for me little man.


Blogger Critter said...
Methinks Cuddles is missing her/its nightly dose of 10cc's of Thorazine.


Blogger SG said...
ALTC--You chose...poorly.
LC A S is not a "cunt" in your Brit Twit-argot sense, and certainly not in the Mercan sense.  SHE is Seraphim, merely disguising herself as a machete-wielding, multilingual Mercan mom.
I suspect, but thankfully have not confirmed, that another of her avatars is Kali.


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Wow, all this twat had to do was click the link, make a comment about assuming, and moved on.  LC A S's reference was there in the comment.  But noo....she gets called a liar.
By a spastic idiot who then has the nerve to loose her 3 brain cells to everyone else.  What a maroon.


Blogger Paulie said...
Don't know if I should join this fray, as usually I simply lurk and enjoy the site… but I have to say that I am laughing out loud at ALTC's screeds.

Gotta give credit where credit is due, and I suspect that LC A S would agree.


Anonymous jam2 said...
http://gizmodo.com/5873503/why-we-troll
SG, nice site ya got goin' on!
LC A S, you're the best-


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
Apologies, SG, I mean no disrespect.  Nor do I harbour any malice of intent.  I would direct you and all your readers to the comment above from one Paulie.
Indeed she, as she must be a she, understands my hyperbolic word salads in the way they are ALWAYS intended.
I believe that if I were to append a punctuation happy-face to the terminus of one of my screeds, the meaning(s) of my dross would be apparent to most.  I do not do this because I consider it an insult to the bright folks for whom I pixellate and who comprehend my crap without this most pedestrian of clues.

One last kick at the can, though.....

The brave Anonymous Anonymous above bleated,

"......But noo....she gets called a liar.  By a spastic idiot who then has the nerve to loose her 3 brain cells to everyone else.
What a maroon......."

The exclamatory riposte, "Liar!" to the fair Ms. LC A S's declarative, "Not to worry. I shall not address you again." is a perfect example of how an affix of a punctuation happy-face would have helped others to correctly read my intention.  I would have thought, though, that my comment directly following the "Liar!" comment would have given the bright folks a clue.  As for your assertion of my spastic idiocy, you are only half correct.  I am indeed spastic, grossly so, but an idiot  I think not.  Idiots - those who would score between 0 and 50 on a Standardised IQ test - cannot be taught to read and write.  Now an Imbecile - those who would score between 50 and 70 on a Standardised IQ test - can be taught, with great difficulty, to read and write.  I think that I have successfully demonstrated my ability to both read and write.  I think it only apropos to consider me at least, at a minimum, a high-functioning Imbecile or perhaps even a border-line Moron (those who would score between 70 and 90 on a Standardised IQ test) if you would like to be generous.


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...
Oh I forgot,
:) :)
;)

:p

I don't know how to do them!


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Tsk, tsk...my name is Staky...many posting here know me and also know why I wouldn't create an account.  Has nothing to do with courage...so knock it off.  Set that shovel aside, step aside and climb out of that hole.

And scoring way above average on standardized IQ tests...I can say this after socializing with people from all walks of life...you can be "intellectually smart" but a "fill in the blank" idiot.  I've seen many low IQ folks with incredible common sense.  Many people consider idiots people who lack common sense.  This isn't some white paper on IQs, it's a freaking blog post about God-freaking-zilla for goodness sakes!!

I think it is a far conclusion to call your reaction spastic...same as knee jerk reaction or "shoot first, aim later"...it's semantics.  When people socially put their "proverbial" foot in thy mouth, I personally think this is idiocy...kind of along the lines of the term an intellectual idiot.

So may I leave you with a kind suggestions and I will gladly revoke my claim you are an idiot (at least a social one), my I "bravely" suggest you just say you apologize for being a rude "cunt" (using the term you refer to yourself...not one I like to use freely...it makes people bristle in my social circles so I try not to get to comfortable with so it becomes something not part of my regular vocab).  I refrain from any sarcasm, abrasive chatter and other oddities to people who don't know me because it prevents unfortunate circumstances such as this.  I'm quite after people will stop thinking of you as socially retarded.

You may find the group that rallies around LC A S and call her friend appreciate creative invective when used appropriately.  Just saying.

LC Staky BGOR


Blogger Aquarians Love To Cuddle said...

"....it makes people bristle in my social circles so I try not to get to comfortable with so it becomes something not part of my regular vocab....."

You mean "too", right?






Upon sober reflection, I reckon I could have been a tad more yielding and less Non U to the fine LC A S in my riposte to her direct rebuttal to me - especially her penultimate sentence; that was decidedly U.  Then again, my bon mot to her was conditional and my subsequent raillery of, "Liar!" so outrageous only the cognitively impaired, or Yank-fucks/Brit-fucks, would take me to be serious.  Of course I did not know at the time I was beguiling a sister with my proprietary hyperbolically profane coquetry.  She seems also to have recognized my gimmick as just that in her later response to Paulie.  LC A S will "give credit when it is due."  Now that's the spirit!  The subtle derogation of the word salads of yours truly!  I love it!  This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
I am concerned about LC Staky BGOR though, she seems a tad thick.  Freaking sarcasm and freaking satire from someone 'unknown' seems to escape LC Staky BGOR.  Just saying.