A Degenerate and Deviant Palæophile

A little to the left of The Tutor in this photograph - out-of-frame - is the Dome of the Rock.

The Tutor still prefers to use Lotus 1-2-3 rather than Excel.

It's painfully obvious The Tutor is a morally perverted lover of all things old. (1)




(1)  Except me, of course - I'm a cute, young thing.  So he's also a different kind of  P - phile.  Innit?

Which is best?

Say what you will about Ms. Montana, but she sure does cover this tune like, real good.

Time for some Bob

Je suis arrivé

Mamma Mia!  Here We Go Again

First.

Where the fuck is Meryl?

Right!

Well, truth be told, it ain't pure, utter shite

For instance: 1:33:15 to 1:36:45

Missing from the original, but the Granny's cover ain't too bad.

Innit?