In the not-too-distant future when The Tutor and I end up in Hell (1), either by arriving separately or as a couple, we have agreed on what we will do first:

We'll seek out these three cunts:

Captain Susumi Hoshijima

Lieutenant-Colonel Tatsuji Suga

Lieutenant General Masao Baba

We'll no doubt have to wait for an eternity in a very long queue of Anzacs, but it will be worth it to kick these fuckers in their very small Asian testicles.

(1)  Probably as a result of a hastily arranged and surreptitious murder/suicide pact.

UPDATE

"In the above note (1), you can dispense with the word 'probably' my little manslayer, you're fooling no one."

The Tutor