For Whom The Jar Tolls

I know I can get this book in:

Arabic

Greek

Russian

Thai
 

But can I get it in English?

Maybe here or here?

The Tutor informs me that if he had had the opportunity to cohabit with this chick, he would NOT have kept her bare-foot and pregnant and he certainly would NOT have let her into the kitchen.

Jeez, anywhere BUT the kitchen!