......................................I was once known as Aquarians Love To Fuck (ALT-F). I am now Vagina Dentata (VD)......................................


Monday

 The Tutor:  "What 12 year old girl wouldn't want to negotiate the windswept moors of adolescence dressed as Jane Eyre?"


Alt F:  "The ones who read The Bell Jar at 11!"


The Tutor:  "I hate you"